Skip to content
By using Twitter’s services you agree to our Cookies Use. We and our partners operate globally and use cookies, including for analytics, personalisation, and ads.
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • Moments Moments Moments, current page.

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
funnyordie's profile
Funny Or Die
Funny Or Die
Funny Or Die
Verified account
@funnyordie

Tweets

Funny Or DieVerified account

@funnyordie

Will Ferrell is our boss. We love to make you laugh.

Hollywood, Ca
funnyordie.com
Joined August 2008

Tweets

  • © 2018 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 29 Jul 2014

    Lou Gehrig’s other disease that's totally treatable with some over-the-counter ointment #SexyBaseball @midnight

    8:35 PM - 29 Jul 2014
    • 16 Retweets
    • 52 Likes
    • 🌺Laurel🌺 Holly Golightly Liz Quiroz emily ♡ me danafriedman64 C h e s k a cgonz Social Media Drinker
    14 replies 16 retweets 52 likes
      1. Lori-Lyn‏ @llbeesknees 29 Jul 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie @midnight bunch of assholes - ALS is one of the most devastating of diseases - took my father - miss him everyday

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. jen‏ @Jen_Chels22 29 Jul 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie @midnight watch your father die of Lou Gehrigs over 6 years and see how funny it is. Dbag.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Michael Taylor‏ @MikeLeeTaylor 29 Jul 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie @midnight There is nothing funny about ALS. It's a brutal disease.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Kawhi's laughtrack‏ @topflightdj 29 Jul 2014
        Replying to @MikeLeeTaylor

        @MikeLeeTaylor @funnyordie @midnight La policia divertida

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Michael Taylor‏ @MikeLeeTaylor 29 Jul 2014
        Replying to @topflightdj

        @topflightdj @funnyordie @midnight Tell me how funny it is when ALS strikes your family.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Kawhi's laughtrack‏ @topflightdj 29 Jul 2014
        Replying to @MikeLeeTaylor

        @MikeLeeTaylor @funnyordie @midnight he said the other disease. Lou Gherig was with Marilyn Monroe but feel free to be offended.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Michael Taylor‏ @MikeLeeTaylor 30 Jul 2014
        Replying to @topflightdj

        @topflightdj @funnyordie @midnight I do and I will.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. JEster‏ @amusingfools 31 Jul 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie @midnight @willferreltwitt What are the odds that your name is Lou Gehrig and you get an incurable desease with the same name?

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. أبوعبده‏ @CcPoscW5QaY03zW 30 Jul 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie @midnight

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Stephanie Stevens‏ @steponmegently 30 Jul 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie Heads up, Funny or Die...if you think ALS is EVER funny, that joke should die.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Lori-Lyn‏ @llbeesknees 29 Jul 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie @midnight Monroe was married Joe DiMaggio - wish there was an over the counter ointment to get rid of you.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. aGuertin‏ @JustNarcissism 29 Jul 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie @midnight Maybe not the strongest joke but some people actually find comfort in being able to laugh at the uncomfortable.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Mrs. Jenzy Jen Jenzinita‏ @47young1 29 Jul 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie @midnight omg

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. UAB Blazers 1st place‏ @KDenham85 29 Jul 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie @midnight Not Funny.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Kawhi's laughtrack‏ @topflightdj 29 Jul 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie @midnight Marilyn Monroe had the nasty women's disease.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Roldy‏ @MrDiMola 29 Jul 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie FREEZE! Party Police!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Single Grandpa‏ @Lonely_Grandpa 29 Jul 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie @midnight i miss my wife

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2018 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info