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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 29 Jul 2014

    Are you fat? Of course you are. Try this illustrated guide to CrossFit for beginners: http://ow.ly/3nIEEa pic.twitter.com/jxR74Vm7hy

    8:56 AM - 29 Jul 2014
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      1. Kelsey Buzzell‏ @ladykbuzz 29 Jul 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        “@funnyordie: Try this illustrated guide to CrossFit for beginners: http://ow.ly/3nIEEa  pic.twitter.com/kWfCTZiVDP” @NickReck7

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      1. david manley‏ @squibsjr 29 Jul 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        “@funnyordie: http://ow.ly/3nIEEa  pic.twitter.com/PxnA1pGQbI” @Lilli_HollensYO

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      2. Lilli Hollensworth‏ @Lilli_HollensYO 29 Jul 2014
        Replying to @squibsjr

        “@squibsjr: “@funnyordie: http://ow.ly/3nIEEa  pic.twitter.com/wpSNaUACDZ” @Lilli_HollensYO” GREATEST THING EVER

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      1. Danny Goldstein‏ @dannysgoldstein 29 Jul 2014
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        “@funnyordie: Are you fat? Of course you are Try this guide to CrossFit http://ow.ly/3nIEEa  pic.twitter.com/rMVhhaDAVX” @narcuri accurate? Ha

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      1. Tyler Murphy‏ @MurphyWrestle 29 Jul 2014
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        @funnyordie I love you so much more because of this post!

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      1. Giovanna Takigawa‏ @g_giovannas 30 Jul 2014
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        @funnyordie ahah:)) funmy go dei

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      1. Matt Eberhardt‏ @eber_mj 29 Jul 2014
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        @funnyordie ha!

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      1. Kt Beth Seals‏ @KtSeals 29 Jul 2014
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        @funnyordie bahahaha u just laughed out loud so fn hard @ashwee_59 @HaleyJoSpence

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      1. Helen Kalorides‏ @HelenKalorides 29 Jul 2014
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        “@funnyordie: Are you fat?Of course you are. illustrated guide to CrossFit http://ow.ly/3nIEEa  pic.twitter.com/cHLw33iMqv”. @Metzger_f2f

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      1. Kim Matras‏ @KimMatras 31 Jul 2014
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        @thejulieray ha!!!! This is great

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      1. Michael Cooper‏ @macooper8913 29 Jul 2014
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        @funnyordie youre fuckin fat

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      1. Li'l Kris‏ @Little_Kris10 29 Jul 2014
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        @funnyordie YES.

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      1. ظEileenLarg♜‏ @EileenLarg 29 Jul 2014
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        @funnyordie I'm not fat! I'm plump and cuddley. Plenty to hold on to. She says indignantly.👄

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      1. Andrew Rivers‏ @BGWheelsofSteel 29 Jul 2014
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        haha #crossfit @rb_BGLegalEagle @funnyordie http://ow.ly/3nIEEa pic.twitter.com/Lvvkce8yzb

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      1. Stefany‏ @stefanypaige 29 Jul 2014
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        @KennySantucci RT @funnyordie: Are you fat? Of course you are. Try this illustrated guide to CrossFit for beginners: http://ow.ly/3nIEEa 

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