Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Bars are one of the few places that will solve your problems & create your problems at the same time."

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1. Papa Fritzmas‏Verified account @fritzakakickass 19 Jun 2014
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  @funnyordie this is not funny. do you die now?
  
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1. Life In Wisconsin‏ @LifeInWisconsin 19 Jun 2014
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  @funnyordie "Alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's little problems" - The Simpsons, 20 years ago.
  
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1. Russell Vaughn‏ @vawn20 20 Jun 2014
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  @funnyordie way to plagerize Homer Simson.
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1. Shannon Cayze‏ @ShannonCayze 20 Jun 2014
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  @funnyordie Haha, yep! "I need to get laid!" Nine months later...
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1. Lil' Suzy Greenberg‏ @suzy_greenberg 20 Jun 2014
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  Life is about give&take “@funnyordie: Bars are one of the few places that will solve your problems & create your problems at the same time.”
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1. TJARMSTRONG‏ @cowetatiger333 20 Jun 2014
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  @funnyordie the bedroom has that super power as well
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1. neisei‏ @neisei 20 Jun 2014
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  @funnyordie
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1. Evanthia Childress‏ @Luv2flyevanthiA 20 Jun 2014
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  @funnyordie Can I get a witness? Amen!
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1. monica‏ @ffhunhun 20 Jun 2014
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  “@funnyordie: Bars are one of the few places that will solve your problems & create your problems at the same time.”haven't been there yet
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1. Colin Chase‏ @Colinchase12 20 Jun 2014
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  “@funnyordie: Bars are one of the few places that will solve your problems & create your problems at the same time.”Truest statement ever.
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1. J Van Amburgh‏ @jvana50 20 Jun 2014
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  @funnyordie Shackles do the same thing.
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1. Patrick Winter‏ @Gottesmord 20 Jun 2014
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  @funnyordie it's just like the government :3
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1. ＴＯＡＤ‏ @toadablewerth 20 Jun 2014
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  @funnyordie just like women.
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1. Lino Coria‏ @LinoCoria 19 Jun 2014
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  @funnyordie The Pinocchio Paradox!
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