Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Statistically speaking, there's a 75% chance Rod Stewart is your real father."

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1. Jacob Plunkett‏ @jacobplunkett1 19 Jun 2014
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  “@funnyordie: Statistically speaking, there's a 75% chance Rod Stewart is your real father.”@SeanSandiford
  
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1. DC1130‏ @dcole1130 19 Jun 2014
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  “@funnyordie: Statistically speaking, there's a 75% chance Rod Stewart is your real father.” @Mphillips821 @J_Bone80 @aphillips819
  
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1. Mr Rvvvv‏ @4Girlcrew 19 Jun 2014
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  @funnyordie < I almost thought this was going to say- Sarcastically speaking thers a 75% chance U all want to get gay with Rod Stewart
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1. Jeff voegtli‏ @damitdutch 19 Jun 2014
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  @funnyordie im pretty sure he is. My mom always said my father was a nice Rod. Or was it he had a big rod? I dont remember
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1. Barbara Allen‏ @AllenBmontei612 19 Jun 2014
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  @funnyordie explains a lot...
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1. Sarah Walthers‏ @sarahwalthers31 19 Jun 2014
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  @funnyordie oh shoot I forgot to wish him Happy Father's Day sorry Dad!
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1. MD Wells‏ @fryman1701 19 Jun 2014
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  “@funnyordie: Statistically speaking, there's a 75% chance Rod Stewart is your real father.” @ilvadel
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1. Mike‏ @doubchumbo 19 Jun 2014
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  @funnyordie Die
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1. Char‏ @proximityNZ 19 Jun 2014
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  @funnyordie his official title is "The Allfather".
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1. Marissa Del Rio‏ @marissariver 19 Jun 2014
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  “@funnyordie: Statistically speaking, there's a 75% chance Rod Stewart is your real father.” How he get out the leather pants so fast?!?!
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1. Steven Shaffer‏ @FunRunningDad 19 Jun 2014
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  @funnyordie way to ruin the Maury show for us!
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