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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 17 Jun 2014

    Chocolate covered raisins would be a lot better if they didn't have all that raisin bullshit.

    5:09 PM - 17 Jun 2014
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      1. Kelly Lyn Carlson‏ @kelcarl1 17 Jun 2014
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        “@funnyordie: Chocolate covered raisins would be a lot better if they didn't have all that raisin bullshit.” @mikehaynes28

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      1. Sami‏ @sami9738 17 Jun 2014
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        “@funnyordie: Chocolate covered raisins would be a lot better if they didn't have all that raisin bullshit.”

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      1. mary allison tierney‏ @millvallison 17 Jun 2014
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        “@funnyordie: Chocolate covered raisins would be a lot better if they didn't have all that raisin bullshit.” #RaiseTheWall

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      1. thumper4066‏ @thumper4066 19 Jun 2014
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        @funnyordie @jlconder :) so true give me chocolate

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      1. Karin Banks‏ @Tootsa 19 Jun 2014
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        @funnyordie love.

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      1. Miá‏ @miaFrFr 18 Jun 2014
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        “@funnyordie: Chocolate covered raisins would be a lot better if they didn't have all that raisin bullshit.” Yes

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      1. Sonja Klev-Anderson‏ @SonjaKlevAnders 18 Jun 2014
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        “@funnyordie: Chocolate covered raisins would be a lot better if they didn't have all that raisin bullshit.”@swedefreek

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      1. Is it Summer Yet‏ @Nvme333_NV 17 Jun 2014
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        “@funnyordie: Chocolate covered raisins would be a lot better if they didn't have all that raisin bullshit.” Ain't no one got time for dat!!

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      1. Cynthia Lael‏ @saillael 17 Jun 2014
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        @funnyordie Chocolate covered raisins are great if they have peanuts instead of raisins.

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      1. Bryn Dearborn‏ @brd1971 17 Jun 2014
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        “@funnyordie: Chocolate covered raisins would be a lot better if they didn't have all that raisin bullshit.”

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      1. Tara Hughes‏ @gth731 17 Jun 2014
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        true“@funnyordie: Chocolate covered raisins would be a lot better if they didn't have all that raisin bullshit.”

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      1. Linda Morris‏ @londonlinda1976 17 Jun 2014
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        @funnyordie However, remarkably, chocolate covered bullshit ain't all that bad...well, OK, at least the chocolate part.

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      1. ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ amelia‏ @saxnfoos 17 Jun 2014
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        “@funnyordie: Chocolate covered raisins would be a lot better if they didn't have all that raisin bullshit.” OMG yes

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      1. Nick Menzhuber‏ @beatlebazzard 17 Jun 2014
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        “@funnyordie: Chocolate covered raisins would be a lot better if they didn't have all that raisin bullshit.” @vyoung710 mea culpa.

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      1. Veronica Mueller‏ @heyitsme_v 17 Jun 2014
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        “@funnyordie: Chocolate covered raisins would be a lot better if they didn't have all that raisin bullshit.”😂 I don't know why this is funny

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      1. Adam‏ @AdamTPeters 17 Jun 2014
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        “@funnyordie: Chocolate covered raisins would be a lot better if they didn't have all that raisin bullshit.” yas! nuts only or bust

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      1. Oana‏ @0ana411 17 Jun 2014
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        @funnyordie If you don't like raisins you're weak and natural selection is coming for you.

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      1. Mierda de Cabeza‏ @soygilipls 17 Jun 2014
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        @funnyordie i know right?!

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