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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 11 Jun 2014

    The full list of rules for taking care of Gizmo from 'Gremlins' http://ow.ly/xTjRf pic.twitter.com/6bAuD5iInq

    10:50 AM - 11 Jun 2014
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      1. Maggie Furlong‏Verified account @MaggieFurlong 11 Jun 2014
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        FYI @HitFixDaniel RT @funnyordie The full list of rules for taking care of Gizmo http://ow.ly/xTjRf pic.twitter.com/ArsNoQUf62

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      1. Marcos Corona‏ @Corona40ozz 11 Jun 2014
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        @funnyordie @keefe609

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      1. Patricia Wulf‏ @WulfPatrici 17 Jun 2014
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        @funnyordie I love gizmo <3

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      1. Patricia Wulf‏ @WulfPatrici 17 Jun 2014
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      1. Thomas Baker‏ @realthomasbaker 11 Jun 2014
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        “@funnyordie: The full list of rules for taking care of Gizmo from 'Gremlins' http://ow.ly/xTjRf  pic.twitter.com/DxsxSkgmL3” @kimber_1120

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      1. DreamingTall  ☕ ☘‏ @DreamingTall 11 Jun 2014
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        @funnyordie I love Gizmo!!! :-) he solo cuuuuute!!! :-P hehe

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      1. David R‏ @StLouisDR 11 Jun 2014
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        “@funnyordie: The full list of rules for taking care of Gizmo from 'Gremlins' http://ow.ly/xTjRf  pic.twitter.com/N5BKv0Dlwv”@KurtSliefert

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      1. ThatDentGirl‏ @ThatDentGirl 11 Jun 2014
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        "If he asks, the Oklahoma Thunder are still the Seattle Supersonics" RT @funnyordie "List of rules for 'Gremlins' http://ow.ly/xTjRf "

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      1. Robbie‏ @OfficialRobbieR 11 Jun 2014
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        @funnyordie finally, a non-buzzfeed list that actually is meaningful and heartfelt.

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      1. Jacobo‏ @jacobocortes4 11 Jun 2014
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        @funnyordie o.o i love that movie it was very funny

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      1. Morgan Tamez‏ @morgan_tamez 11 Jun 2014
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        “@funnyordie: The full list of rules for taking care of Gizmo from 'Gremlins' http://ow.ly/xTjRf  pic.twitter.com/MZmXACwfNw” aka Bear

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      1. Fuzzy Quagmire‏ @adorondak 11 Jun 2014
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        @funnyordie I never saw this 80's movie so I tried to DVR it but it screwed up my DVR and it won't even let me erase it. Weird!

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      1. Raidertom‏ @raidertom64 11 Jun 2014
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        @funnyordie LMFAO!!!

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      1. #1RobertPatrickFan‏ @ExFile18 11 Jun 2014
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        @funnyordie ROFLMAO!!! "Don’t forget that if you own a Furby, he will kill it and wear its synthetic skin as a prize." #priceless

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      1. Thowner‏ @BackMyKidrauhl 11 Jun 2014
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        @funnyordie i love gizmo <3

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      1. Kris‏ @krisbogan 11 Jun 2014
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        @funnyordie @HennyOnTheRox

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      1. nada is coming‏ @stripliberation 11 Jun 2014
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        @funnyordie Omg! HAHAHAHA!

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