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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 29 May 2014

    Optimus Prime Eating Pizza Throughout History #TumblrsThatShouldExist @midnight

    8:32 PM - 29 May 2014
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    6 replies 71 retweets 170 likes
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      2. @midnight‏Verified account @midnight 29 May 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie POINTS! (ps have u seen the new transformers poster?!?)

        1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
      3. @midnight‏Verified account @midnight 29 May 2014
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        @funnyordie this one. http://bit.ly/1wweO9P 

        5 replies 1 retweet 16 likes
      4. Diane N. Sevenay‏ @Diane_7A 29 May 2014
        Replying to @midnight

        Lando & Other Lesser-Known Kardashian Sisters @midnight #TumblrsThatShouldExistpic.twitter.com/pMxIo1cUMt

        0 replies 12 retweets 29 likes
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      2. Tony Wolf‏ @tonywolfness 29 May 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        This piece is titled "Optimus Reflects" @funnyordie @midnight #MichaelBay #Meditationpic.twitter.com/XFdixZ4VP7

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Steely Van‏ @Steelyvan75 29 May 2014
        Replying to @tonywolfness

        @tonywolfness @funnyordie @midnight I don't see the slice...

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Tony Wolf‏ @tonywolfness 29 May 2014
        Replying to @Steelyvan75

        he's dreaming of it - while wondering what the hell Michael Bay did to his duds @Steelyvan75 @funnyordie @midnight

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Trina M‏ @Mommyguts 29 May 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie @midnight Regrettably, there is not one tumblr of Michael Fassbender eating cheese. I've looked. @GrubHub

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Grubhub‏Verified account @Grubhub 29 May 2014
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        @Mommyguts @funnyordie @midnight This is the closest thing we could find: http://on.vh1.com/1tVyaD8 

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Trina M‏ @Mommyguts 29 May 2014
        Replying to @Grubhub

        @GrubHub @funnyordie @midnight Certainly cheese is involved, BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Grubhub‏Verified account @Grubhub 29 May 2014
        Replying to @Mommyguts

        @Mommyguts @funnyordie @midnight Nothing ever will be. http://bit.ly/1tVz3vp 

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      6. Trina M‏ @Mommyguts 29 May 2014
        Replying to @Grubhub

        @GrubHub That is so perfect I dare not attempt to top it. Instead I shall immortalize it in a song, born of the joy in my heart.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Grubhub‏Verified account @Grubhub 29 May 2014
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        @Mommyguts http://bit.ly/1tVAyJX 

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      8. Trina M‏ @Mommyguts 29 May 2014
        Replying to @Grubhub

        @GrubHub I am singing, in the manner of Dusty Springfield, accompanied by a harpsichord. I make up the lyrics as I sing, and it is wondrous.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Ian Nicholson‏ @ianvincible 30 May 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie @midnight Optimus enjoying a pepperoni in the last days of pompeiipic.twitter.com/nm8nNTRamR

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      1. Steely Van‏ @Steelyvan75 29 May 2014
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        @funnyordie @midnight Can someone please get on this? We need this.

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