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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 27 May 2014

    E.T. visits the alien emergency room after getting horribly mangled in a bicycle accident: http://ow.ly/3l1XdB pic.twitter.com/6h3gWd9Tpw

    8:18 PM - 27 May 2014
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    • THE BLUE ROSE ~ Jazlyn Holle AKayla Germany Connie Dennis Δƞα raymond clouter ❤ Franco Reduno Ersley_Jrd
    19 replies 152 retweets 190 likes
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      2. A Farmer‏ @afarmerinohio 27 May 2014
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie Another illegal alien getting free health care.

        1 reply 2 retweets 4 likes
      3. A Farmer‏ @afarmerinohio 27 May 2014
        Replying to @afarmerinohio

        @funnyordie #sarcasm

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      1. Checo‏ @juancheckers 6 Jun 2014
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        “@funnyordie: http://ow.ly/3l1XdB  pic.twitter.com/odtKW9Smub” when you hit that blunt! @xxxcarmenrey

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      2. GNAT 🌞‏ @natalieeecowann 4 Jun 2014
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        @funnyordie @brittanyrice25 @madiiivangosenn

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      3. bizzlemynizzle‏ @brittanyrice25 4 Jun 2014
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        @natalieeecowann @funnyordie @madiiivangosenn 😭😭😭

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      1. ERICA l.‏ @ERICALUZRECINOS 29 May 2014
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        @funnyordie I miss E.T.

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      1. Kelly Doherty‏ @kellydoherty19 28 May 2014
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        @funnyordie Blehck!

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      1. Alternate Universe‏ @UnicornHurL 27 May 2014
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        @funnyordie did he phone 911?

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      1. Sean‏ @Disolves 27 May 2014
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        @funnyordie # ##vg u@mim cgk#@

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      1. okechukwu okugo‏ @okechukwuokugo 27 May 2014
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        @funnyordie You may kiss your bride!

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      1. Charles Haney‏ @MisterHaney 27 May 2014
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        @funnyordie I just watched the X-rated version "ET THE EXTRATESTICLE".Listen to The Garry Meier Show streaming at WGN.FM 3-7pmCT Chicago

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      1. Choudery Hussain‏ @ChouderyH 27 May 2014
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        @funnyordie lol

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      1. Greg Thompson‏ @martyswild 27 May 2014
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        @funnyordie his HMO wont cover outside of the USA though!

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      1. scotty soden‏ @scotty122051 27 May 2014
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        @funnyordie cant he heal him self

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      1. Willy Loman‏ @willyloman4fun 27 May 2014
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        @funnyordie Always hoping for more of E.T. saying "ouch"

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