@funnyordie One day some of the kids from the neighborhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home.You know why?They think she's hot.
Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie had arthritis. #RuinAMovieQuote @midnight
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@funnyordie Life is like a box of chocolates, if you read the label you'll know what type of chocolates are in there#ruinamoviequoteThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie@midnight reaching for the laughs likepic.twitter.com/GtR4w0Qk1j
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@funnyordie "Bond, James Bond. No, my first name is James, I just said my surname first to make me sound cool. Sorry.#RuinAMovieQuoteThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie "Love means never having to say you're sorry... unless you left the toilet seat up."#RuinAMovieQuoteThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie@midnight "you talking to me? You talking to me? Oh sorry your talking to the guy behind me"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie@midnight What about ruin a tweeter#spam@twitter@twitterfaith you know like@GrammaLuvs2Cook luvher#abuse#elderly#jerkoff!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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