Because, @funnyordie I'm T.J. As well if you didn't FUCKING KNOW. so I get to say what I want when I want and I can't tell myself otherwise!
@nottjmiller no one can listen to your standup bc your teeth & jaw are taking all their attention & putting it toward assessing ugliness.
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@funnyordie@nottjmiller accurate but you are forgetting@tjmillershair@tjmillerseyes@TJMillersNeck@tjmillersteeth we all have jobs to doThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie didn't steal the cookie Then who else could?@nottjmiller fingers are too busy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie@nottjmiller that's sad, but funny! HahahahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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