@funnyordie TJ, when is the last time you touched a penis?
@knowitall73 this morning as I took it out of yer mother's mouth! If your mother's my girlfriend. Is she? I don't know who my girlfriend is.
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@funnyordie Was it your penis or someone else's?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie @knowitall73@nottjmiller I'm one bad mother, and a pretty lame aunt.#pistolcoppertop -
@rosepetalpistol @knowitall73@nottjmiller I apologize for sleeping with this mans mother even though she is you. I apologized to her.
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