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@funnyordie hes probably trying to learn russian and get into the kgb. Total american deep under cover operative. Well played america.

@funnyordie if he watches the series finally, then he'll probably give himself over to the NSA.

@funnyordie I hear he will be on dancing with the stars next season

@funnyordie I think he is watching goat feltching porn in HD. Very popular in former Soviet Russia, comrades. High 5!

@funnyordie in Soviet Russia, you no watch Dexter, in Russia, Dexter watches - oh never mind.

@funnyordie He wears unconscionable Ruskie Fashion, on display all 2 much of late. Imagine that festoon drab look is the best they got!#Dont

@funnyordie He's a Russian lumberjack!

@funnyordie he is watching #Scandal wishing he had an #OliviaPope on his side with just a bit of #TheWalkingDead thrown in..

@funnyordie he's probably watching house of cards, murmuring "nailed it" whenever @KevinSpacey is extra evil

@funnyordie dexter might fuel paranoid fantasies, i think he keeps it light with family ties and growing pains marathons #snowden #oldskool

@funnyordie I think Dexter's watching him.

@funnyordie paranoid