@funnyordie I always say it before every beer.
Nobody ever says, "Everything happens for a reason!" when they find $20 on the ground. You need to lose your job or wife to say that shit.
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@funnyordie or murder your girlfriend. That counts too, right?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie Actually, I've said that when good things happen.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie I guess I would if I was hungry. :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie Or have a miscarriage (most common remark I heard!) Thanks for nothing jerks.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie I think it's worse if you loose you wife how do explain that to in lawsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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