Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Tonight's the perfect night to go to a bar & meet that special someone who will throw up on you during sex."

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1. Jenny Donor‏ @jennydonor 18 Mar 2014
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  “@funnyordie: Tonight's the perfect night to go to a bar & meet that special someone who will throw up on you during sex.”
  
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1. elisha skinner‏ @eann384 20 Mar 2014
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  @funnyordie that's gross lol
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1. Cara‏ @caravacc 18 Mar 2014
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  “@funnyordie: Tonight's the perfect night to go to a bar & meet that special someone who will throw up on you during sex.”@CullenBalcanoff
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1. Michael's Stuff‏ @cosmictrailer 18 Mar 2014
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  @funnyordie St Pats day calls for doggie style...
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1. Toby Feldman‏ @feldman_toby 18 Mar 2014
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  @funnyordie yuck... Lol
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1. VQ‏ @veganqueer 18 Mar 2014
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  RT @funnyordie: Tonight's the perfect night to go to a bar & meet that special someone who will throw up on you during sex.
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1. Liam Rafferty‏ @liamrafferty85 18 Mar 2014
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  @bennettjp could have been worse... MT“@funnyordie: Tonight's perfect to meet that special someone who will throw up on you during sex.”
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1. Will C‏ @wheelsee 18 Mar 2014
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  @funnyordie eat some fruit loops before and give them "The Cosby Sweater"
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1. ptay‏ @psychedelialia 17 Mar 2014
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  “@funnyordie: Tonight's the perfect night to go to a bar & meet that special someone who will throw up on you during sex.” Or nah?
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1. Woody‏ @DefinitelyWood 17 Mar 2014
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  “@funnyordie: Tonight's the perfect night to go to a bar & meet that special someone who will throw up on you during sex.” #AlcoHolidays
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1. AnHonestconservative‏ @Hnstconservatve 17 Mar 2014
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  @funnyordie Coming up on the official end of St. Paddy's Day in Philly. Last call!
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1. Samantha K‏ @sammyyyk 17 Mar 2014
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  @funnyordie or have a nose bleed...
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1. Ryan T Schmit‏ @MovieMinions 17 Mar 2014
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  @funnyordie I pay extra for that
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1. STNDVP3‏ @sirvach001 17 Mar 2014
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  @funnyordie @twerk4sarwaan
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