Funny Or Die on Twitter: "CVS announced they're no longer selling cigarettes. They plan to stop cold turkey, but will probably still sell a few when they're drunk."

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1. Brendan O'Connor‏ @_grendan 5 Feb 2014
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  @funnyordie B-
  
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1. Ward Spose‏ @WardSpose 5 Feb 2014
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  @funnyordie @ksteven37 just saying but you can buy wine beer and low octane booze there. Is that going off the shelf too ?
  
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1. Brandon Matthew Watt‏ @notbrandonwatts 5 Feb 2014
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  @funnyordie But those won’t count because they bummed them from Duane Reade.
  
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1. James‏ @JamesDiaz_ 5 Feb 2014
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  @funnyordie hahahahahahahaahaha
  
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1. TeaZa Energy‏ @TeaZaEnergy 11 Feb 2014
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  @funnyordie @NicholeLCooper http://bit.ly/1oeVGsI TeaZa is tobacco & Nicotine Free! Ready to fill the shelves of CVS!
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1. jimmy‏ @StreetPizzaTV 6 Feb 2014
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1. Jennifer Gerometta‏ @waitin4pnchline 5 Feb 2014
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1. Voicemail‏ @10260315cg 5 Feb 2014
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  @funnyordie die
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1. Brad Thomas‏ @InkyStink 5 Feb 2014
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1. Lish‏ @M1sguidedF00L 5 Feb 2014
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  @funnyordie @DevonESawa lol you are confusing #CVS with #torontomayorrobford he's usually the one doing things in drunken stuppors
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1. Richard Ormsbee‏ @RichardOrmsbee 5 Feb 2014
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  @funnyordie had to make shelf space for the magazines with pictures of celebrities children. No one buys it @kanyewest is streight otherwise
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1. すがのみさき‏ @itvdumi626 5 Feb 2014
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  @funnyordie but will they still sell condoms?
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1. The Brain Trust‏ @TrustTheBrain 5 Feb 2014
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  hahahaha @funnyordie
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