Funny Or Die on Twitter: "A bird in the hand is worth ew, gross, why are you holding a bird? Pretty sure that thing is dead. Are you ok?"

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1. Johnny Berchtold‏ @JohnnyBerchtold 27 Jan 2014
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @funnyordie If you're referring to when I was a child & picked up an obvious dead bird to nurture it back to health,I was TRYING to be nice.
  
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1. Julia Rear‏ @JuliaBirdie 27 Jan 2014
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  “@funnyordie: A bird in the hand is worth ew, gross, why are you holding a bird? Pretty sure that thing is dead. Are you ok?” Haha @elpin_kz
  
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1. Ricardo Gutiérrez‏ @icaito 27 Jan 2014
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  .@funnyordie It just depends how cool your bird is bro.pic.twitter.com/V2bLvNsIhh
  
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1. Ryan Singleton‏ @rsingleton127 28 Jan 2014
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  @funnyordie Bird Flu is no joking matter. Unless it wipes out like Nicaragua or something. Then it's kinda funny.
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1. Giovanna Takigawa‏ @g_giovannas 28 Jan 2014
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  “@funnyordie: A bird in the hand is worth ew, gross, why are you holding a bird? Pretty sure that thing is dead. Are you ok?” Nope!
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1. Only The Dopest‏ @OnlytheDopest_ 27 Jan 2014
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  @funnyordie please follow for the dopest tweets on twitter!
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1. Normal kid‏ @nrmlchild 27 Jan 2014
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  @funnyordie request for retweets!
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1. Samantha Ragland‏ @sammyragland 27 Jan 2014
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  @funnyordie LOL http://pbpo.st/1gkxvbc
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1. Steve Gee‏ @SuggsTheDuck 27 Jan 2014
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  @funnyordie A bird in the hand shits on your wrist!
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1. Christopher Forstner‏ @CLForstner 27 Jan 2014
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  @funnyordie Well if that bird is a chicken I'm probably eating it.
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