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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 24 Jan 2014

    "Sharks, we're offering 10% of our business for $5,000,000. It's called Pizza With Chinese Food On It. So who wants a slice of the action?"

    3:00 PM - 24 Jan 2014
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      1. ScubaSteve‏ @billyholtgrave 24 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie @KnightHawk0 this is perfect for you

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      2. Christy Tucker‏ @tucker_christy 24 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie I will only buy into a production of Eric Jonrosh.

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      3. Christy Tucker‏ @tucker_christy 24 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie I have the means, and a conglomerate.

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      1. Ethyl Mertz‏ @reereeismee 24 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie Pepperoni with Peking Duck

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      1. G.G.RUIZ‏ @genvruiz 25 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie Italian Chinese food? Wasn't that the plot for "Return of the Dragon? Who wants "rasanga"?

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      1. Fara Gerami‏ @Farideh_Gerami 24 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie We have a great program for our customers to save money with La Bella Baskets http://flowersgifts.labellabaskets.com 

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      1. Studio9‏ @Studio9Glen 24 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie it's called oh fuck. That drunk dude threw up on my pizza.

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      1. JK‏ @JakeK66 24 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie let's negotiate! Is there a sob story behind this? If there is all the better! Kid with cancer=$$$

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      1. Shayli‏ @Aphrael1337 24 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie @bpalmer248 lol

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      1. Priscilla Jimenez‏ @TheChicEsquire 24 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie :)

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      1. Jay Sykes Media‏ @JaySykesMedia 24 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie I made curry pizza the other day. As in pizza with curry on it. Heaven! <3

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      1. Josee Brewer‏ @joseebrewer 24 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie Sounds delicious!

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