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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 13 Jan 2014

    Reminder: There is no current legislation that requires you to tell people about a dream you had last night.

    11:02 AM - 13 Jan 2014
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      1. Elijah Naborne‏ @BorneLegacy 13 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie "It`s like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I`m not in any of them, and nobody`s having sex, I just don`t care."

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      2. Emily B‏ @EmilyBee723 13 Jan 2014
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        “@funnyordie: Reminder: There is no current legislation that requires you to tell people about a dream you had last night.” @parsons1024

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      3. Master Matthew‏ @parsons1024 13 Jan 2014
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        @EmilyBee723 remember that tomorrow

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      1. ciaran faulkner‏ @ciaran_sf 13 Jan 2014
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        “@funnyordie: Reminder: There is no current legislation that requires you to tell people about a dream you had last night.” @emilyyy_ooo

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      1. Paul Davison‏ @pauldarco 18 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie

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      1. Dean‏ @DeanoW80 14 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie I would be tweeting from broadmoor right now if I made mine public !!!

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      1. Molly‏ @nerdyandawkward 13 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie that is good to know

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      1. Sue Coronella‏ @Susique89 13 Jan 2014
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        @ConanOBrien “@funnyordie: Reminder: There is no current legislation that requires you to tell people about a dream you had last night.”

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      1. Justin Harwell‏ @JCH9323 13 Jan 2014
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        “@funnyordie: Reminder: There is no current legislation that requires you to tell people about a dream had...." Don't give them ideas.

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      1. dreamersball39‏ @dreamersball39 13 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie Oh really but mine was really good...you see I was riding this horse...

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      1. britney knight‏ @mnzknight123 13 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie. I have always my dreams smash!

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      1. britney knight‏ @mnzknight123 13 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie unless you have an astrological chart to chart the sttars to stay a head but dreams never come true!

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      1. britney knight‏ @mnzknight123 13 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie it just been my experince with the american dream certainly not tring play the victim roll either just dreams never

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      1. britney knight‏ @mnzknight123 13 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie seriously dreams don't come true at all!nice to know read facebook accounts!scanning and scoping!not tring to gibe a hard time

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      1. britney knight‏ @mnzknight123 13 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie what are dreams they never happen or if had dream someone else always takes away from you in the long run!

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      1. Steven Burke‏ @burkecomedy 13 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie But there is legislation that might get me locked up if people heard about the dream I had last night.

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      1. Jake Alward‏ @manysteaks 13 Jan 2014
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        “@funnyordie: Reminder: There is no current legislation that requires you to tell people about a dream you had last night.” @jennt16

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