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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 7 Jan 2014

    Follow your dreams! Unless they're really stupid. Which they probably are. Maybe don't follow your dreams.

    4:36 PM - 7 Jan 2014
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      1. ken"I'm a morning person?"rudulph‏Verified account @GoodDayKenR 7 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie What about the "wet" ones? They usually lead to some cool morning discoveries.

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      1. Susan Stabler‏ @susanstabler 9 Jan 2014
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        “@funnyordie: Follow your dreams! Unless they're really stupid. Which they probably are. Maybe don't follow your dreams.”

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      1. RaspberiChoco‏ @ayameilee 8 Jan 2014
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        “@funnyordie: Follow your dreams! Unless they're really stupid. Which they probably are. Maybe don't follow your dreams.” - 😁😝

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      1. WillTalkSoup‏ @Willtalksoup 7 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie How dare you! Now this... http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/28f13e81e6/the-intrepid-adventures-of-jorge-longdick-field-reporter-extraordinaire …

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      1. SIR-MOJ‏ @SIRMOJ 7 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie lmao! Wow!!

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      1. elize‏ @elizeIS 7 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie hilarious...some of my dreams are really stupid too

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      1. Kate Parkes‏ @ABEAUTY2UNVEIL 7 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie you need to watch @WalterMitty '----D

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      1. kylie jane brown‏ @pindown78 7 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie please share and join on page https://www.facebook.com/StandForSyriafreedom …

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      1. Regan Demello‏ @vecoranger 7 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie ha!

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      1. Laura Burkett‏ @LMarzka 7 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie or unless they involve killing things. Then don't follow them. Get help, you sick dreaming bastard.

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      1. Grimy Dirtbag Dirty‏ @Grimy_VA 7 Jan 2014
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        “@funnyordie: Follow your dreams! Unless they're really stupid. Which they probably are. Maybe don't follow your dreams.”

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      1. Danelle Bailey‏ @danellesheree 7 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie You can't take away our dreams, cuz we're like, sleeping when we have them! #roxbury #forever

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      1. Nick Timms‏ @ns_timms 7 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie I say follow your nightmares: get a stable job, a monogamous relationship, and a Ford Focus. #legitlifelessons

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      1. Keith J Hiszem‏ @khiszem 7 Jan 2014
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      1. Charlie Covey‏ @chuckiebill 7 Jan 2014
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        @funnyordie thanks dad

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