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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 16 Dec 2013

    Owning a tiger in NYC would be less expensive than a car.

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      1. Zach Ivey‏ @Awesome_Shug91 16 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie yeah but you can't take a tiger in a carpool lane.

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      1. Dan Milano‏ @DanMilanoHere 16 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie I wish I could feed my car raw steaks

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      1. Liberty Phan‏ @LibertyPhan 16 Dec 2013
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        “@funnyordie: Owning a tiger in NYC would be less expensive than a car.” Well I'm moving to NYC to buy a tiger ✌️

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      1. Lesser Of Two Equals‏ @LesserOf2Equals 16 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie And less dangerous. #BuckleUp #DontDrinkAndTiger

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      1. Chrissy‏ @chrissysogiggly 16 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie it would also help eliminate overpopulation

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      1. Diane John Sparkes‏ @Ponderwomum 28 Dec 2013
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        “@funnyordie: Owning a tiger in NYC would be less expensive than a car.” But could you ride it to work?

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      1. DonnaLamott‏ @DonnaLamott 16 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie , a tiger would be more expensive, think of the vet bills.

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      1. RReddy‏ @RYXwoods20 16 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie you can't feed homeless people to a car. #realtalk

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      1. Gunnar Brooks‏ @BrooksGunnar 16 Dec 2013
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        “@funnyordie: Owning a tiger in NYC would be less expensive than a car.” Anyone wanna move to NYC?

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      1. seStartFal‏ @seStartFal 16 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie WHAT ABOUT A JAGUAR...IN NEW JERESY

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      1. Rhonda‏ @dixiecat52 16 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie curb potty that one, lol

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      1. Chrissy‏ @chrissysogiggly 16 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie but imagine the cat box you would have to invent, I ain't cleaning it either !!

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      1. GB Vehicle Leasing‏ @GBVehicle 16 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie easier to fill

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      1. ⓕⓛⓞⓦⓔⓡ ⓒⓗⓘⓛⓓ‏ @gypsyrosebri 16 Dec 2013
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        “@funnyordie: Owning a tiger in NYC would be less expensive than a car.” <<< hmmmm

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      1. Marc Panzer‏ @Panz21 16 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie and infinitely more awesom but im sure NYC would do something lame like CitiTiger stations, then any tourist can use one.

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      1. Colleen M Ross‏ @coconuts113 16 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie true that

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      1.  🕷‏ @JBkidrauhlss 16 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie when is bieber or die coming?? I'm still waiting??

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      1. jhnmcc‏ @jfmcc1912 16 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie certainly make commuting easier

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