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@funnyordie yeah but you can't take a tiger in a carpool lane.

@funnyordie I wish I could feed my car raw steaks

“@funnyordie: Owning a tiger in NYC would be less expensive than a car.” Well I'm moving to NYC to buy a tiger

@funnyordie And less dangerous. #BuckleUp #DontDrinkAndTiger

@funnyordie it would also help eliminate overpopulation

“@funnyordie: Owning a tiger in NYC would be less expensive than a car.” But could you ride it to work?

@funnyordie , a tiger would be more expensive, think of the vet bills.

@funnyordie you can't feed homeless people to a car. #realtalk

“@funnyordie: Owning a tiger in NYC would be less expensive than a car.” Anyone wanna move to NYC?

@funnyordie WHAT ABOUT A JAGUAR...IN NEW JERESY

@funnyordie curb potty that one, lol

@funnyordie but imagine the cat box you would have to invent, I ain't cleaning it either !!

@funnyordie easier to fill

“@funnyordie: Owning a tiger in NYC would be less expensive than a car.” <<< hmmmm

@funnyordie and infinitely more awesom but im sure NYC would do something lame like CitiTiger stations, then any tourist can use one.

@funnyordie true that

@funnyordie when is bieber or die coming?? I'm still waiting??

@funnyordie certainly make commuting easier