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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 1 Dec 2013

    If a person tells you their name is Haiku, is it socially acceptable to respond, "Are you serious?"

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      1. Brendan Reilly‏ @bwreilly12 1 Dec 2013
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        “@funnyordie: If a person tells you their name is Haiku, is it socially acceptable to respond, "Are you serious?"” @Htepe911

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      1. Look again, grasshopper.‏ @RobColbWit 1 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie "Are you serious? I find that hard to believe. Tell me the truth please."

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      1. Princess Young‏ @itspyoung123 4 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie of course! My name is Princess. :p

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      1. Hairy Melvin‏ @hairymelvin 2 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie Your answer to Haiku is 5 syllables long so it is valid.

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      1. Dhanuj Kumar‏ @dhanujkumar 2 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie if c fr r DC craters CT crew SC currently veg

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      1. Dick Johnson‏ @THEdickjohnson 2 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie Why of course it is, Being named Haiku is great! the best name of all.

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      1. Mickey Gooch‏ @MickeyGooch 2 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie WORLDS BIGGEST DOUCE BAG (Hilarious) http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OzkVDIi1UcY&feature=g-high-u …

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      1. Damir Dunno Salopek‏ @DamirSalopek 2 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie No, you must respond in Haiku form

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      1. yogunma‏ @YogunmaAlexbass 1 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie oh on

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      1. Shannon Reynolds‏ @schwelo 1 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie - Like "No way! Way? For real?/ What a strange coincidence, / my name is Sonnet."?

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      1. Phil Meador Motors‏ @PhilMeadorMotor 1 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie Only if you can respond in Haiku.

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      1. Bryce Raffle‏ @bryceraffle 1 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie Not quite as socially acceptable as it is to simply recite one.

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      1. Gregory Danler‏ @GregoryDanler 1 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie When a person says, Hi there, my name is haiku! Are you serious? #ImTooHighForThisHaiku

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      1. DaWayne Hoskins‏ @DaWayneHoskins 1 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie Their name is Haiku?! Please tell me this is a joke. Are you serious?

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      1. Cris‏ @3CrowsPhotog 1 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie I'd probably end up saying 'bless you!'

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      1. Adam Datema‏ @adamissuper 1 Dec 2013
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        @funnyordie "are you serious, you have to be kidding me, I don't believe you" is the most appropriate #haikuchallenge

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