@funnyordie Never heard the term "sat on a duck" for farting?
So your phone's text alert is a duck quack. Very good choice. Totally normal & not annoying noise to be coming out of your pants 100x a day.
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@NJDevilNYGuy@funnyordie An old one LoL the phone quacks at the most inconvenient times! Even funnier if you are over 60&wearing a suit! -
@Northquahog48@funnyordie At least it's not a case of the barking spiders lol. - End of conversation
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@funnyordie my husband's is a frog or something...weird but cute :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie: So your phone's text alert is a duck quack. Very good choice Totally normal & not annoying noise to be coming out of your pantsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie Is a quacking duck more annoying than a turkey gobble?#IsYourPocketGobblingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie@bpuckett22 Keith's damn cell phone does this shit but Alli loves it. He wields that iPhone so proud when it quacks. Awesome.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie No, that's just my pet duck. It's so small I can carry it around.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie That ain't my cell phone.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie:So your phones text alert is a quack.Very good choice.Totally normal¬ annoying noise to be coming out of your pants100x adayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie text alert is boing like springs,in your pantsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie You get a 100 phone calls a day?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie Never go hunting with this guy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie if your text tone is a duck quack you probably aren't getting 100 messages a dayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie yeah. 100 texts a day. thats me. totally.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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