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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 9 Nov 2013

    How is there not a handheld steamer named Selfie-Steam? Sometimes nothing about this world makes any sense.

    9:44 PM - 9 Nov 2013
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      2. Zhuzh-Trak‏Verified account @atrak 9 Nov 2013
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @funnyordie good pun

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      3. Jean  🏳️‍🌈 Grae‏Verified account @JeanGreasy 9 Nov 2013
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        @atrak @funnyordie wish I had thought of that. *catches the vapors*

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      1. JD Tomlinson‏ @NJstixx 9 Nov 2013
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        @funnyordie "Selfie-Stream"? I'm sure I've seen that on a porn site...

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      2. Michael DiFede‏ @dirkdiggler1 9 Nov 2013
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        @funnyordie wow that was not funny

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      1. Jame Gumb‏ @GuyOnaBuffalo6 10 Nov 2013
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        @funnyordie I've actually made one of these. I like to steam me. I steam me so hard.

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      1. Ida Tackett‏ @IdaYates 10 Nov 2013
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        @funnyordie It's just waiting on a woman's hand... ;) or some dude with an OCD cleaning disorder.

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      1. Jason Covington‏ @JdotCov 10 Nov 2013
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        @funnyordie life's hard.

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      1. iampretty^_^‏ @letletsunrise 10 Nov 2013
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        @funnyordie

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      1. butterflygrl‏ @melissamadden19 10 Nov 2013
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        @funnyordie how true the World becomes weirder and weider everyday

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      1. Xuyou‏ @xuyou_z 10 Nov 2013
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        @funnyordie 虽然cant understand 还是转一转装一装

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      1. robfoley‏ @robfoley 10 Nov 2013
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        @funnyordie you're a hand-held steamer

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      1. MICHA GIANNI‏ @dreamicha26 10 Nov 2013
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        @funnyordie BUT WE HAVE 2 MANY IN WASHINGTON D.C

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      1. velia majadibodu‏ @velia076 10 Nov 2013
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        @funnyordie tym wasted nvr regain mrng folks

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      1. Avril Amani‏ @AmaniAvril 10 Nov 2013
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        @funnyordie funny for our self

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      1. angrytourist‏ @angrytourist 10 Nov 2013
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        @funnyordie warning: using selfie-steam on clothes you're wearing my result in 3rd degree self-deprecation. #burn

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      1. Thirsty.‏ @SedDelMar 9 Nov 2013
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        @funnyordie Well for one, no one could get up the gumpshun.

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