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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 28 Oct 2013

    Chris Brown's latest arrest could lead to jail time. It could also lead to Dr. Dolittle powers or being a better human. All equally likely.

    1:00 PM - 28 Oct 2013
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      1. Love Hate‏ @LoveHateThreads 28 Oct 2013
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        @funnyordie #LoveOrHate #ChrisBrown?

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      1. ÄB 🎃DC‏ @ABDC916 30 Oct 2013
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        @funnyordie ahhhh hahahhaha ...Chris Brown Heads to Rehab; Seeks ‘Insight’ into his Behavior http://po.st/3G7gw3  via @FOX40

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      1. Andy Fatman‏ @FatmanAndy 29 Oct 2013
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        @funnyordie There is nothing better for practice hitting the high notes than dropping the soap in a prison shower;)

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      1. William Wylder‏ @WilliamWylder 28 Oct 2013
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        @funnyordie This looks like a job for... An Intrepid Reporter EXTRAORDINAIRE! http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/28f13e81e6/the-intrepid-adventures-of-jorge-longdick-field-reporter-extraordinaire …

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      1. sean‏ @mountsemall 28 Oct 2013
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        @funnyordie no chance of him being a better human

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      1. Not Even A Person #VegasStrong‏ @lexi5983 28 Oct 2013
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        @funnyordie But probably not the better human part. He failed at that a long time ago.

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      2. Shannon Cayze‏ @ShannonCayze 28 Oct 2013
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        @funnyordie And unicorns could fly outta his butt.

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      3. Andy Fatman‏ @FatmanAndy 29 Oct 2013
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        @ShannonCayze @funnyordie I think right now CB is worried a little more what is about to fly up his butt;)

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      1. Ofc. Duke‏ @ThatsOfcDUKE2u 28 Oct 2013
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        @funnyordie What exactly are the requirements to obtain #DrDoolittlePowers ??? Just wondering...

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      2. ÄB 🎃DC‏ @ABDC916 28 Oct 2013
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        @funnyordie you can take a rat out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of the rat.

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      3. Andy Fatman‏ @FatmanAndy 29 Oct 2013
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        @ABDC916 @funnyordie You can pump a rat full of cream cheese and Lox, that doesn't make him a bagel.

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      4. ÄB 🎃DC‏ @ABDC916 29 Oct 2013
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        @FatmanAndy @funnyordie Sounds delicious.

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      1. SleazyGurl‏ @theSleazyGurl 28 Oct 2013
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        @funnyordie Dude's in the system... They gotcha!

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