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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 9 Oct 2013

    Watching "Russia's Toughest Prisons" on Netflix. It's just exterior shots of Russia.

    12:04 AM - 9 Oct 2013
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      1. EinsteinKnowsGod☇‏ @destractions 9 Oct 2013
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        @funnyordie I say Die "The United States has 5 percent of the world's population and 25 percent of the world's incarcerated population."

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      1. Ashley McNeilly‏ @AshleyMcNeilly 9 Oct 2013
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        @funnyordie was it filmed from Sarah Palin's house?

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      1. Michael Bricker‏ @iammichaelbrick 9 Oct 2013
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        @funnyordie reminded me of you for some reason @vika7sem

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      1. Moelex‏ @iammoelex 9 Oct 2013
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        @funnyordie is there ANY possible way that a HUGE fan like me simply get a follow back?🙊it would truly mean the world!😃😘💕x

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      1. Alex Chagoya‏ @variegateworks 9 Oct 2013
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        “@funnyordie: Watching "Russia's Toughest Prisons" on Netflix. It's just exterior shots of Russia.”@ibtweeting420

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      1. EinsteinKnowsGod☇‏ @destractions 9 Oct 2013
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        @funnyordie Now this is fucking funny "The U.S. incarceration rate of 737 per 100,000 people in the highest, followed by 611 in Russia"

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      2. Nathaniel Eastunder‏ @nate_westy 9 Oct 2013
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        @wehttamclark “@funnyordie: Watching "Russia's Toughest Prisons" on Netflix. It's just exterior shots of Russia.”

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      3. Matt Clark‏ @wehttamclark 9 Oct 2013
        Replying to @nate_westy

        @nate_westy haha I actually watched that

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      1. adamhawn‏ @abh4 9 Oct 2013
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        @funnyordie the cannibal was the best part!

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      1. Carrie Henriquez‏ @HenriquezCarrie 9 Oct 2013
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        @funnyordie and, ironically, vodka bottles...lots and lots of vodka bottles.

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      1. spookeeP‏ @SpookeeP 9 Oct 2013
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        @funnyordie like a Russian, and a priest walk into a bar . The priest leaves the bar as a nun.

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      1. Manolith‏ @manolith 9 Oct 2013
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        @funnyordie That show is a treasure and must be treated as such.

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      1. Ken Newsum‏ @Newsum23 9 Oct 2013
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        @funnyordie seen it...its kinda boring

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      1. Keith McDonald‏ @McD1776 9 Oct 2013
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        @funnyordie blackdolphin was converted from the hostpital Joseph Stalin was born in.

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      1. kenneth ‏ @GlendaKenneth 9 Oct 2013
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        @funnyordie true

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      1. The Mixer‏ @mosesjohanness 9 Oct 2013
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        @funnyordie Russia's Toughest Prison?! More like Russia's Toughest Shit. You see what I did there? Ima idiot ._.

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