Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Ask not what your Congress can do for you. No, seriously. Don't ask. Because they don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck."

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1. BCFF‏ @trimble_joshua 8 Oct 2013
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  “@funnyordie Ask not what your Congress can do for you. No, seriously. Don't ask. Because they don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.”
  
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1. Brian Louis Akins‏ @xPMATILDEATHx 8 Oct 2013
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  “@funnyordie: Ask not what your Congress can do for you. No, seriously. Don't ask. Because they don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.”
  
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1. ㄣ⃒‏ @laoziprophet 13 Oct 2013
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  “@funnyordie: Ask not what your Congress can do for you. No, seriously. Don't ask. Because they don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.”
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1. RnR‏ @reneecorn69 9 Oct 2013
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  Seriously..what does this shit say to the rest of the world..so freaking sad..@funnyordie @SethGreen
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1. Darrell Wayne Waddle‏ @1957chevynova 9 Oct 2013
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  @funnyordie Well i must let you know that you can get rid of them but only with a motion of no confidence, and i think everyone should.
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1. KooL LL‏ @Lcervantes49 9 Oct 2013
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  @funnyordie funny. Shit
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1. Angela Blare‏ @acblare 9 Oct 2013
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  @funnyordie no lie
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1. Ricardo‏ @ricoselma 8 Oct 2013
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  @funnyordie I would say this was an ignorant statement I it wasn't So true.
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1. Bounty Hunting Merc‏ @Bobapool 8 Oct 2013
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  @funnyordie @SethGreen They wouldn't know what to do with it if they had a f*ck to give... #SadButTrueStateOfAffairs
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1. Steve Ahrens‏ @AhrensJedi 8 Oct 2013
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  “@funnyordie: Ask not what @BarackObama can do for you. No, seriously. Don't ask. Because he don't give fuuuck!" #ObamaReidShutdown
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1. Brittany Smith‏ @bd_smitty 8 Oct 2013
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  “@funnyordie: Ask not what your Congress can do for you. No, seriously. Don't ask. Because they don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.”
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1. Tired of pretending‏ @luv_mat 8 Oct 2013
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  @funnyordie Ask not what your Congress can do for you. No, seriously. Don't ask. Because they don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
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1. Tired of pretending‏ @luv_mat 8 Oct 2013
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1. Mark Haury‏ @awolfman 8 Oct 2013
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  .@funnyordie @SethGreen Doesn't happen in a vacuum. Every one of those people was voted into office.
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1. Sarah Buchstaber‏ @ClumsyElf 8 Oct 2013
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  @funnyordie @SethGreen but ask what you can do to make congress less retarded.
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