Funny Or Die on Twitter: "It's bad enough being stalked, imagine if your stalker was a delicious Hot Pockets sandwich: http://t.co/PHTLjc7fvX"

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1. Lyla:)‏ @LylaRoe 11 Sep 2013
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  @funnyordie there is no delicious hot pocket
  
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1. kelcey harrison‏ @greatlungrun 12 Sep 2013
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  @LoMann7 @katievarney “@funnyordie: bad enough bein stalked, imagine if stalker was a delicious HotPockets sandwich: http://ow.ly/22FsZP ”
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1. zane walker‏ @iloveZanal 11 Sep 2013
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  @funnyordie this is hilarious!
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1. Eleno Knoll Garza‏ @Knoll713 11 Sep 2013
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  @funnyordie did anyone else automatically think he was a douche cause he drove a prius.
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1. Curtis Dawson‏ @MyTweetWeb 11 Sep 2013
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  @funnyordie Best Stalker Ever?
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1. ab‏ @annbakes 11 Sep 2013
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  @funnyordie @JimGaffigan
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1. Shrice Star Diamond‏ @Angelicstar_123 11 Sep 2013
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  @funnyordie funny
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