Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Happy Rosh Hashanah! For those of you who aren't Jewish, it's the annual holiday where you celebrate a new year by leaving work at 4pm."

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1. (((Anita)))‏ @bocacurly 4 Sep 2013
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  @funnyordie @kimroots You leave by 3:00 at the latest:)
  
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1. Corey Orrel‏ @CoreyOrrel 4 Sep 2013
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  @funnyordie or when traffic was 1/5 less congeated than normal
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1. D.O‏ @durieuxolga 4 Sep 2013
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  @funnyordie have good time then.
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1. Law Jas‏ @lejasper 4 Sep 2013
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  @funnyordie Rush Ahoma
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1. ceida s. houseman‏ @ceidamod 4 Sep 2013
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  @funnyordie I'm gone for the day. L' shana Tovah 5774!
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1. Sasha Birman‏ @SashkaBirman 4 Sep 2013
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  @funnyordie i didn't work today plus another 3 days off. Total 4 days off for #roshhashana
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1. Danny Z‏ @DSzarowski 4 Sep 2013
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  @funnyordie for those of us who arent Jewish, thank God
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1. nikki bock‏ @BabyGotBockk 4 Sep 2013
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  @funnyordie Amen To Dat!
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1. Puritantherapy‏ @puritantherapy 4 Sep 2013
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  @funnyordie At Brandeis, we called it Rush-a Home-a for pretty much that reason.
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1. Bob Kennedy‏ @bobgreenmonster 4 Sep 2013
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  @funnyordie wow everyone in the civil service here (Ireland) must be Jewish so!!
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1. bgk‏ @Blakesimulators 4 Sep 2013
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  @funnyordie and also the holiday where a lot of guys get mysterious colds...and by strange coincidence a football game or pennant race on tv
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1. Rachel Pearl‏ @realrachelpearl 4 Sep 2013
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  @funnyordie YES! Heading to Bubbie's right now!
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1. The Glorious Om Riff‏ @JonnyAlucard 4 Sep 2013
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  @funnyordie hurrah! can i pretend to be jewish tomorrow and get out early ? :0)
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