@funnyordie If I want to be a TMC do I need a bikini, abs and a bottle of vodka?
What up bitches? It's me @MotherF_cker and I own FUNNY OR DIE now - so be funny. Or die. Tweet @funnyordie, follow at http://bit.ly/MFTakeover
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@TmariaK Nah, just a bad attitude and a love of me.
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@funnyordie@MotherF_cker can u take my daughter to the NY premiere? She loves u & is moving to NY next week from Mn.Saw u at youngrap show -
@StellaMaryLuce Dude, if you are asking ME to take your daughter on a date, you have serious problems.
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@L0veY0uC0c0zza Who is Chloe?
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@funnyordie@MotherF_cker I choose life. I choose to be funny. Not ready to die. Not packed yet. -
@JimGilhooly1957 Wait -- you get to take stuff when you die!?!?!? -
@funnyordie My final outfit. And I won't have to iron it myself. waaaahhhh
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@funnyordie@MotherF_cker I don't have to be funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie@MotherF_cker she'll be in NY alone for 1st time. Who better to keep her safe than a motherfucker? Sexy badass like u -
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@KirkVanderwood@funnyordie@MotherF_cker my daughter is 18. Beautiful. Going to art school. Has already met his parents. Loves him.
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@funnyordie@kickassthemovie@MotherF_cker how is da sheep doing?#deshawnmayerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie@MotherF_cker If you're not funny then you're already dead. Life is too short.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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