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@funnyordie Also applies to Rail Roads especially the @LIRR

@funnyordie someone left asparagus on the bus

@funnyordie I see, it's because the shit got wiped already?

@funnyordie Not necessarily...could be a bad cologne...someone was carrying a loved-one's pee and spilled it accidentally...I can go on

“@funnyordie: There's pretty much only one reason a bus seat smells like pee.” the sad reality I face once a week on public transit.

@funnyordie unless it is the last seat on the bus. Then you convince yourself there's no reason at all

@funnyordie yeah, someone needs to clean their kuku!!

@funnyordie I kept telling everyone on that bus that I spilled my coke...it's the SEAT that smells like pee!

“@funnyordie: There's pretty much only one reason a bus seat smells like pee.” 2 guesses(you'll only need 1)

“@funnyordie: There's pretty much only one reason a bus seat smells like pee.” @MichaelAManzo

@funnyordie Lol!

@funnyordie An inordinate amount of women have been reading Fifty Shades Of Grey on it.

@ThrowdemMedina @funnyordie You were hungry when you heard about a pissy bus seat? Awesome! :).

@funnyordie because Its MY bus an I marked MY territory

@funnyordie A scientist shattering a urine vial on the way to work?

@funnyordie watz d rizin*lolz*