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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 30 Jul 2013

    Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's shitty and you want to return it.

    12:48 PM - 30 Jul 2013
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      1. Nickie‏ @thenewnickie 30 Jul 2013
        Replying to @funnyordie

        “@funnyordie: Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's shitty and you want to return it.”@katieheadl3y

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      1. Denise‏ @CardinalsFan48 30 Jul 2013
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        “@funnyordie: Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's shitty and you want to return it.”

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      1. Gloria Taggart‏ @tagmire 30 Jul 2013
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        “@funnyordie: Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's shitty and you want to return it.” No kidding!

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      1. Dizzy‏ @B21774NY 30 Jul 2013
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        “@funnyordie: Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's shitty and you want to return it.” @emmyhood

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      1. Norbert Hurni 胡北辰‏ @hurni77 30 Jul 2013
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        @funnyordie ha!

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      1. Jason Young‏ @1000_jason 30 Jul 2013
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        @funnyordie. Life is what you make of it.

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      1. Samantha‏ @Im_Sam_Stalk_Me 30 Jul 2013
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        “@funnyordie: Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's shitty and you want to return it.” @Angel_h23

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      2. Angie Huston‏ @Angel_h23 30 Jul 2013
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        @Im_Sam_Stalk_Me #Truth

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      1. Johnsey‏ @BrianLJohnsey 30 Jul 2013
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        @funnyordie perfect

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      1. GradeSavers‏ @Gradesavers 30 Jul 2013
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        @funnyordie Ha! Good one!

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      1. Jen‏ @jennnn531 30 Jul 2013
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        “@funnyordie: Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's shitty and you want to return it.” @krissymay509

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      1. ariana‏ @arianacrystal40 30 Jul 2013
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        @funnyordie that's halarious!!!

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      1. mady 🥀‏ @ItsMadyBitch 30 Jul 2013
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      1. Andrei Dono‏ @AndreiDono 30 Jul 2013
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        @funnyordie But sometimes, the surprise of tomorrow may be a nice surprise.

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