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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 3 Jun 2013

    Michael Douglas revealed cunnilingus caused his throat cancer. Here's guide to his other medical ailments:http://ow.ly/lFSjL 

    4:58 PM - 3 Jun 2013
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      1. Robert sistrunk‏ @robert_rsist34 7 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie his 3 pack a day cigarette habit had nothing to do with it, nah

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      1. Nick‏ @Nickel_uk 5 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie so your risk of throat cancer goes up when you go down #justsaying

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      1. Doug the Diabetic‏ @DougtheDiabetic 4 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie Largest cancer clusters on Earth: Chernobyl, Love Canal & Catherine Zeta-Jones.

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      1. David Castley‏ @dncastley 4 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie Everyone is just lapping up this story!! #tacolicker

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      1. ROY TRISTAN CUDILLA‏ @roycudilla 3 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie well i guess they have to put a label on them like the ones they have on cigarettes.

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      1. Jen Rautio‏ @JenniferRautio 3 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie Wow I guess that means he thinks his wife give him cancer! WOW! THANKS HONEY!

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      1. Angela Baxter‏ @AngelaBaxtr 3 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie: Michael Douglas reveals cunnilingus cause his throat cancer. Here's guide to his other medical ailments: http://ow.ly/lFSjL 

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      1. Jill Horvath‏ @JillJhorvath 3 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie so flippen funny

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      1. Eric Rance‏ @erance516 3 Jun 2013
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        “@funnyordie: Michael Douglas revealed cunnilingus caused his throat cancer. His guide his other medical ailments: http://ow.ly/lFSjL ”

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      1. Shannon Wainwright‏ @Shandy1121 3 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie I'm shocked!...that cunnilingus was spelled correctly...yes I copied and pasted...what?!

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      1. SDGraham‏ @SDGrahamOKC 3 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie pretty sure he was doing it wrong. Lets ask Sharon Stone.

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      1. Mary Watters Bevan‏ @sandyb222 3 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie @trulyfun360 Was that after he filmed Liberace?

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      1. Bart‏ @BartMan247 3 Jun 2013
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        Haha! Don't click if offended by 'p' word MT “@funnyordie: M. Douglas -cunnilingus caused cancer. Guide to ailments: http://ow.ly/lFSjL ”

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      1. Mackie Dean‏ @MackieDean 3 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie oh Man, sex kills, thank God for Michael Douglas, he has saved 1’s of lives

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      1. blackrabbit farm‏ @DCBroughton 3 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie worse diversionary story of the week.

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      1. Niyla Carr‏ @Niylaaaaaa_ 3 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie @funnyordie http://img.ly/vbMR 

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      1. Trent Worley‏ @Trenttnert1 3 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie well shit

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