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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 2 Jun 2013

    In a world with so many ways to get cancer, getting it from oral sex while being Michael Douglas seems like by far the best option.

    7:04 PM - 2 Jun 2013
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      1. margaret dorgan‏ @MargaretDorgan 3 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie tooo funny!!!"

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      1. Mike Douglas‏ @MDouglas47 3 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie uh oh.

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      1. sky gray‏ @skygray8 3 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie eeww

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      1. Ricky‏ @Sith_Rick 3 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie is this from the @OnionNewsQuotes ?

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      1. Ruffin Chen‏ @RuffinChen 2 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie how to follow u?

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      1. Tom calonita‏ @tom_calonita 2 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie I concur. Getting ut from Demi Moore priceless. Originating from Ashton Kutcher......

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      1. Canuckistan Groyper‏ @FixieTrackStand 2 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie Links or gtfo.

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      1. Joanna‏ @Plaidratz 2 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie oh myyyyyy.

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      1. Sarah Kaulback‏ @sarahkaulback 2 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie @LianaManara

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      1. Ryan B. Leslie‏ @RyanBLeslie 2 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie this will be the die part of funny or die

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      1. Carmen Shrum‏ @cdfs126 2 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/health/story/2012-05-08/HPV-throat-cancer-men/54844038/1 …

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      1. Marcus Jones‏Verified account @MarcusJonesNY 2 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie I just wanna know if this means Catherine Zeta Jones has HPV

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      1. Shrawan‏ @ravester_2 2 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie hahaha..but what evry1 seems to be forgetting is...catherine zeta jones twat is oncogenic!..we fucking need a geiger counter!

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      1. Carmen Shrum‏ @cdfs126 2 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie not so far-fetched...HPV

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      1. Patriot‏ @helenbinchy 2 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie I immediately thought of Liberace...

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      1. cheddar goblin‏ @KaylorCoons 2 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie That one's a Die

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      1. Team Follow Back‏ @FolloWback_home 2 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie i die,,,heheh

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      1. Jeff Winfield‏ @jwinfieldnrg 2 Jun 2013
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        @funnyordie I assume there will be warning labels now.

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