Funny Or Die on Twitter: "The bathrooms have been broken in our office for a day & now our building is somewhere between Lord of the Flies and Detroit."

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1. Nick Morton‏ @Mortonopoulis 23 May 2013
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  @funnyordie Just pretend you are on a luxurious all expense paid cruise...
  
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1. Mike Manos‏ @ECURadioGuy 23 May 2013
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  @funnyordie Would that be old Detroit or Robocop-esque New Detroit?
  
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1. saudi arabia driver’s test ‏ @galaxymanchild 23 May 2013
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  @funnyordie I doubt any of you are ruling any flies.
  
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1. M Arthur F‏ @digitalbooger 23 May 2013
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  @funnyordie welcome to the new millennium
  
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1. Evin DC leBlanc ‏ @Evinleblanc_ 23 May 2013
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  @funnyordie wtf
  
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1. (っ◔◡◔)っ Jimmy, but scary. ‏ @srodrigueziii 23 May 2013
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  @funnyordie The latter being the worse case scenario methinks.
  
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1. Slade Bivins‏ @SladeBivins 23 May 2013
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  @funnyordie there is no difference between those two.
  
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1. Chris Lane‏ @chrisjjlane 23 May 2013
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  RT @funnyordie The bathrooms have been broken in our office for a day & now our building is somewhere between Lord of the Flies and Detroit.
  
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1. The Random Agency‏ @GoRandom 23 May 2013
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  @funnyordie Hopefully closer to Lord of the Flies.
  
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1. Tony‏ @tavatara 23 May 2013
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  RT@funnyordie: The bathrooms have been broken in our office for a day & now our building is somewhere between Lord of the Flies and Detroit.
  
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1. Bird‏ @SBMorgens 23 May 2013
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  @funnyordie Detroit = Lord of the Flies.
  
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1. Cort Heine‏ @Corticus 23 May 2013
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  @funnyordie Wait...which of those is on the negative side of the spectrum??
  
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1. Eddy Paperstacks‏ @EPJDIVA 23 May 2013
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  @funnyordie well damn
  
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1. Kula Li‏ @zlj_kula 24 May 2013
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  @funnyordie sounds terrible.
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1. BSBottomley‏ @bbbotto 23 May 2013
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  @funnyordie Never mind that. The good news is that your health plan is offering to pay 35 per cent of all new catheter purchases!
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1. BSBottomley‏ @bbbotto 23 May 2013
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  @funnyordie Your building has been moved to Toledo?
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1. Jim Edgerton‏ @jim_edgerton 23 May 2013
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  @funnyordie Broken or sabotage? Building security officer admits he has nothing to go on.
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1. SaraLee De.‏ @SaraLeeDe 23 May 2013
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  @funnyordie let us know when you reach Carnival Cruise Level...
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1. 30lemonpepper‏ @Brutca 23 May 2013
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  @funnyordie the question is: are you beginning to wear face paint and sharpening pencils? If so look for a conch!
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1. smithdscott‏ @WienerRancher 23 May 2013
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  @funnyordie at least you haven't reached carnival cruise level yet.
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