Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Medical marijuana cures symptoms of insomnia, migraines and "I want to get high, see Jurassic Park 3D and pretend I'm a dinosaur.""

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1. RuthMaryShaffer‏ @doctorshaffer 7 Apr 2013
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  @funnyordie I git Some (Wait 4 it Wait 4 it...... Cat Nip Want Sum ?
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1. RuthMaryShaffer‏ @doctorshaffer 7 Apr 2013
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  @funnyordie Me 2!
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1. #TrustBernie‏ @KazzamIAM 5 Apr 2013
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  @funnyordie All with less danger then aspirin.
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1. John Hunt‏ @johnnywad55 5 Apr 2013
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  @funnyordie
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1. ☆✯ IG:Mr_CEO_1991 ✯☆‏ @ig_ceo 5 Apr 2013
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  @funnyordie Not sure bout the dinosaur bit, rest is coool #LMAO
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1. Arnold Darkshner‏ @newBsearl 5 Apr 2013
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  @funnyordie funny cause once I had heard Jurassic park 3d was coming out, that was my first thought
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1. BeatenGenerationProd‏ @BeatenGen 5 Apr 2013
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  @funnyordie http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f0dfb2eee3/a-cautionary-tale-in-the-dangers-of-masterbation …
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1. Mawila Mawila‏ @SamuelWKgole 5 Apr 2013
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  @funnyordie u wanna drug yoself man?
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1. Jey maestro‏ @12_putraumi 5 Apr 2013
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  @funnyordie insomnia brooww
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1. Andrew Madsen‏ @AngryRedHead86 5 Apr 2013
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  @funnyordie A friend of mine saw #JurassicPark3D high. I don't think it enhanced his viewing of the movie. Maybe he wasn't high enough.
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1. Rita Plank‏ @stillabunny 5 Apr 2013
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  @funnyordie and eat every chocolate thing in sight!
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1. Ryan ‏ @ElectrikCoolaid 5 Apr 2013
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  @funnyordie It's also helpful in making decisions in life. Like which soda to have - Coke or Pepsi? BOTH!!
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