@funnyordie Unless you're Jesus, amiright? Wait...does that make Jesus the first documented Zombie???
Just heard someone say, "You only die once. YODO." Remarkably, at 11:45pm with 15 min to go, that's the smartest thing heard today.
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@funnyordie: Just heard someone say, "You only die once. YODO." that's the smartest thing heard today”@torixxlyn this made me think of you -
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@funnyordie I suggest better company thenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Not if you're Shirley MacLaine (or were Shirley/are going to be Shirley...“
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@funnyordie Expect an ass-kicking from irate Buddhists and Hindus sometime soon.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie hahahah thats awsomeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie, I said "YODO" before it was cool...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie thats what i had said the night I got my girlfriend. lolzThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie you only dob assholes. YODAThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie unless your a hinduThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie but what if you are a zombie?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie hahahaaa. And that was the last thing they said...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie I've died for 3 minuets wen I was 7. So thts a lie... my heart stopedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie Unless the paramedic performs CPR or the surgical team hits you with the paddles or you're revived after overdosing or…Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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