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“@funnyordie: Two simple steps to improve life on Earth: 1) Marriage equality for all. 2) New Starfox game.” @jjlindquist0916

@funnyordie marriage equality is a joke. Marriage is defined as, man and woman unified before God. It's not Marriage otherwise. #lie

@funnyordie false, marriage equality is

@funnyordie ONE

“@funnyordie: Two simple steps to improve life on Earth: 1) Marriage equality for all. 2) New Starfox game.” Space combat Starfox game yes!

@funnyordie that one was more die than funny

@funnyordie I think everyone would be happier if less people were married but that's just me.

@funnyordie starfox only retains relevance from super smash brothers can we hope for a new, not shitty game in a franchise that is the lame?

@funnyordie #ohStarfox!#FirstLove

@funnyordie 3. 40k MMO

@funnyordie Why not get rid of marriage altogether? What purpose does it actually serve other than to manipulate & legislate love?

“@funnyordie: Two simple steps to improve life on Earth: 1) Marriage equality for all. 2) New Starfox game.” Do a barrel roll! #saveyalife

@funnyordie no one should be able to say who u can or can't love we are all people in the end

@funnyordie and 3) Cut down on the ads on Angry Birds.

“@funnyordie: Two simple steps to improve life on Earth: 1) Marriage equality for all. 2) New Starfox game.” Tweet of the day.