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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 14 Mar 2013

    Meth Match is the #1 dating site for meth addicts! Put down the pipe and find that special someone:http://ow.ly/iWmNz 

    1:02 PM - 14 Mar 2013
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      1. Ray Rivera‏ @RayRiveraChs 15 Mar 2013
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        Lol! @funnyordie: Meth Match is the #1 dating site for meth addicts! Put down the pipe & find that special someone:http://ow.ly/iWmNz 

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      1. Olivia ‏ @Vegasmami_706 23 Mar 2013
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        @funnyordie omfg I cant get off the floor laughing my ass off, its so true! ha.

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      1. Diana‏ @danachka4 18 Mar 2013
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        @funnyordie @Miss_AngieBaby Sounds promising!

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      1. Kim‏ @KimGotJokes 14 Mar 2013
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        “@funnyordie: Meth Match is the #1 dating site for meth addicts! Put down the pipe and find that special someone" @ColoradoBound41

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      1. Taylor Herzog‏ @taylordHerzog 14 Mar 2013
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        @funnyordie i wanna make a dating site called convicts converge for prisoners.

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      2. aryana barudin‏ @barudin_aryana0 14 Mar 2013
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        @funnyordie @grejczyk_11 idk why but i thought you would find this funny

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      3. Derek Grejczyk‏ @czykmix_8 14 Mar 2013
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        @barudin_aryana0 @funnyordie lol

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      1. Myshely Madrigal‏ @MyshelyMad 14 Mar 2013
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        @funnyordie lol what thaa!

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      1. Nathan Carpenter‏ @NateKCarpenter 14 Mar 2013
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        “@funnyordie: Meth Match is the #1 dating site for meth addicts! Put down the pipe and find that special someone" I met my wife on this site

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      1. Sasha‏ @sashamariebusch 14 Mar 2013
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        “@funnyordie: Meth Match is the #1 dating site for meth addicts! Put down the pipe and find that special someone" WTF

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      1. Jim Renzetti‏ @Jamesrenzetti 14 Mar 2013
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        @funnyordie Hey where can I find that site. Looking !!

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      1. Derreck Doan‏ @derrecknoteric 14 Mar 2013
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        @aaronpaul_8 @funnyordie http://ow.ly/iWmNz ”

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      1. Ken Lutze‏ @KenLutze 14 Mar 2013
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        @funnyordie Put it down...or don't!

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      1.  ✌️~Trin~ ❤ 👽‏ @TrinnArtist 14 Mar 2013
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        LOL“@funnyordie: Meth Match is the #1 dating site for meth addicts! Put down the pipe and find that special someone: http://ow.ly/iWmNz ”

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      1. Dylan Anderson  🚀‏ @quackaddicts 14 Mar 2013
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        @funnyordie #2 best site is MethMingle

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      1. Serefina Mesa‏ @serefinam 14 Mar 2013
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        @funnyordie that's the saddest and scariest thing I've ever heard

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      1. Nickolas Kai Jones‏ @TheRealKaiJones 14 Mar 2013
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        @funnyordie Thought it would be funny to go to the site and see how far it was taken, shouldn't have done that in a graduate class. #thanks

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      1. JJ Dy Jaime‏ @jj_dy 14 Mar 2013
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        “@funnyordie: Meth Match is the #1 dating site for meth addicts! Put down the pipe and find that special someone: http://ow.ly/iWmNz ”

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      1. Tom Fenton‏ @Tommay92 14 Mar 2013
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        @LexxxSuxxx lmfao this is great! But I've already found my true love... Her name is Methany and she makes me feel amazing everyday!

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