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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 6 Mar 2013

    Maybe "Terminator" is actually the story of the most elaborate lie a guy in LA every told to get a woman to sleep with him.

    11:05 AM - 6 Mar 2013
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      1. Zed Kosnar‏ @ZedKosnar 7 Mar 2013
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        RT@funnyordie Maybe "Terminator" is actually the story of the most elaborate lie a guy in LA every told to get a woman to sleep with him.

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      1. Zed Kosnar‏ @ZedKosnar 7 Mar 2013
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        @funnyordie Hey, Whatever Works!!

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      1. Vici Pearl‏ @vicip808 6 Mar 2013
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        @funnyordie Good one!!

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      1. ARE‏ @ritoare 6 Mar 2013
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        @funnyordie every?

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      1. Cody‏ @JustScandal 6 Mar 2013
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        “@funnyordie: Maybe "Terminator" is actually the story of the most elaborate lie a guy in LA every told to get a woman to sleep with him.”

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      1. Jonas Söderholm‏ @jonas_soderholm 6 Mar 2013
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        @funnyordie @ActuallyNPH Tried it "How I met your mother"

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      1. matt‏ @malicious_MD 6 Mar 2013
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        @funnyordie @Incasswetrust

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      1. Beth‏ @beth563 6 Mar 2013
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        @funnyordie If that guy looked like Michael Biehn in 1984, I'd have fallen for it. :)

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      1. Kat Smith‏ @TurboToaster 6 Mar 2013
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        @funnyordie Haha i feel good knowing i made this joke 6 months ago.

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      1. Michael DeLaney‏ @CormacMichael 6 Mar 2013
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        @Chicago_John RT@funnyordie Maybe Terminator is actually the story of the most elaborate lie a guy in LA told to get a woman to sleep w/ him

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      1. Mr Dusk‏ @DireDuskWolfe 6 Mar 2013
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        @funnyordie i wonder if nowadays it would be viewed as inverse child molesting stalking time travel?

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      1. Russell Ventress‏ @RussellVentress 6 Mar 2013
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        @funnyordie You mean the "I'll Be Back" part?

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      1. ThatsAmore‏ @SianLongtime 6 Mar 2013
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        @funnyordie im sure someone has used the time traveller and/or space alien line lol #starman

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      1. Akansha Bajpai‏ @akansha_bajpai 6 Mar 2013
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        @funnyordie that's our barney stinson mr. @ActuallyNPH

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      1. Alex Punch‏ @punchale 6 Mar 2013
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        @funnyordie uhhhh have you ever been to LA?! wouldnt even crack the top 5.

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      1. Bubb McFlyy™‏ @BubbMcFlyy 6 Mar 2013
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        @funnyordie THE SOCIAL HEATHENS "HARLEM SHAKE" VIDEO!!! http://youtu.be/vQTTmTWRjUk  COMMENT, SHARE, & ENJOY!!!

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