@funnyordie DONT SHAME DELETE YOUR MESS UPS
People only blame bad stuff on the moon. Nobody has ever said, "Wow! I found 10 bucks on the ground! Must be something weird with the moon."
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@funnyordie for realThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie One word: "Astrology" ... now I bet you're saying "touché", eh?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie but someone said" Wow 11 dollars on the ground, Must be something with the moon".Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie Thank your lucky stars if you found 10 bucks.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie because the man on the moon is up there controlling all our lives like he's playing Grand Theft Auto, Earth style#gtaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie@hirz_tracy but how often is it accurate -
@Filbert33 the moon doesn't lie#truth
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Sexism. “
@funnyordie: People only blame bad stuff on the moon. No one ever said, "Wow! I found $10! Must be something weird w/the moon."”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie not true. I gave credit to the moon the last time i got laid. cuz it happens once in a blue moon...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie my wife found a $20 outside of Heinz Field.#FreeLunchThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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