Funny Or Die on Twitter: "There aren't any girl magicians because we burned them all. (via @kellyoxford)"

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1. Robert woods‏ @woodsrlee 17 Feb 2013
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  @funnyordie @kellyoxford that and we tend to stab females in boxes. Its a natural habit.
  
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1. GottaLoveHanna‏ @TweetsDie 17 Feb 2013
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  “@funnyordie: There aren't any girl magicians because we burned them all. (via @kellyoxford)”
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1. Maureen Lisowski‏ @smshzero 17 Feb 2013
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  @funnyordie @kellyoxford or they were sawed in half!
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1. Guy Unfiltered‏ @GuyUnfiltered 17 Feb 2013
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  @funnyordie @kellyoxford or we cut all the girl magicians in half
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1. zargon 2486‏ @zargon2486 17 Feb 2013
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  @funnyordie @kellyoxford well we burned goats and other animal magicians more than the girl magicians that's why theres no animal magicians
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1. Vortex of Chill‏ @chilledwil 16 Feb 2013
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  “@funnyordie: There aren't any girl magicians because we burned them all. (via @kellyoxford)” @melrivel no wonder u was so hot
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1. DDoSP‏ @DDoSP 16 Feb 2013
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  @funnyordie haha #epic
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1. DbA‏ @dbAAdb 16 Feb 2013
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  @funnyordie @kellyoxford Hookers R the best magicians they can mesmerize any man by showing a little skin.
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1. Robbert de Jong‏ @2high4love 16 Feb 2013
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  @funnyordie @kellyoxford they're still in the process in Guiana
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1. Matthew Hunt‏ @Kyu_Kage 16 Feb 2013
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  @funnyordie ouch!
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1. a NO-knee MOUSE‏ @Razeal18 16 Feb 2013
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  @funnyordie @kellyoxford never again the burning times.
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1. Brinda Andrews‏ @brindastar123 16 Feb 2013
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  @funnyordie @kellyoxford Fact of life: 1st thought- LMFAO. 2nd thought- not so funny! We're talking about my prior sisters. 3rd- Bloody Hell
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1. Marcus Romero ‏ @planb215 16 Feb 2013
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  @funnyordie @kellyoxford dude the only way girls think their magicians is because they want to be stripers @planb215
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