Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Ash Wednesday? More like- No, wait. Never mind. It's actually just called Ash Wednesday and there's no fun play on words. Bummer."

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1. PUSHMETHOD‏ @PUSHMETHOD 13 Feb 2013
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  @funnyordie I was wondering all day "what's that ass on your face, Wednesday?" What? Didn't know the Addams were Catholic? #HereAllWeek
  
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1. Josh Mishell‏ @joshmishell 13 Feb 2013
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  @funnyordie or Hulk Smash Wednesday. Flash (Gordon) Wednesday. Brash Wednesday (you smell)
  
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1. DJones‏ @itsblackfeet 15 Feb 2013
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  @funnyordie ass Wednesday! Because it is hump day #gettinitin
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1. I’m just me.‏ @easeandfree 13 Feb 2013
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  @funnyordie ~ Locals like to call it "Where's my car, pants and cash Wednesday"....
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1. Sandy Netherton‏ @desdemona31 13 Feb 2013
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  @funnyordie Returning from Mardi Gras we always call it Ass Wednesday.
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1. Marie‏ @marie_aiko 13 Feb 2013
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  @funnyordie Ass Wednesday has a nice ring to it as it IS hump day
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1. Ramy‏ @TheAceOfKnaves 13 Feb 2013
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  @funnyordie ass Wednesday? Big booty boppin and stuff, no?
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1. Pierced Spirit‏ @PiercedSpirit 13 Feb 2013
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  @funnyordie I prefer to read "Ash Wednesday" in Sean Connery's voice. That way it sounds a little dirty and males me chuckle.
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1. Kyle Haven‏ @Meerkat218 13 Feb 2013
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  @funnyordie Isn't Ash Wednesday the day we remember the aftermath of 9/11? Sept. 11 was a Tues. But that's not fun.
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1. jawaher yousef‏ @jawaher_yousef 13 Feb 2013
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  @funnyordie ena :s
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1. B‏ @MrBrainz 13 Feb 2013
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  .@funnyordie If it was Valentine's day today it could have been Gash Wednesday. Coincidentally I'm giving up gash for another 40 days.
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1. JT Wood‏ @iamJTWood 13 Feb 2013
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  @funnyordie how about "Smash, smash, suhmash! Wednesday"? #straightouttadogtown
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1. Matt W. (the firsty)‏ @RainnOfLife 13 Feb 2013
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  @funnyordie Stash Wednsday.
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1. Caleb Swinnerton‏ @calebswinn 13 Feb 2013
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  @funnyordie more like Rocket Team Wednesday. I'm a bit of a baddie.
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1. Diesel von Trapp ‏ @Diesel_VonTrapp 13 Feb 2013
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  @funnyordie copout
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1. Tristen Lux‏ @zombietristen 13 Feb 2013
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  @funnyordie #AssWednesday. It's when you get laid the night before Valentine's Day because let's face it, there's no challenge in it 2morrow
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