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RT @funnyordie Happy National Pancake Day! America might not have health care or gun laws figured (cont) http://tl.gd/kumoej 

@funnyordie perhaps part of our health care issues stem from holidays like #NationalPancakeDay?

@funnyordie what better way to forget woes than a sugar induced coma? And making our asses twice as big is clearly a us holiday tradition

@funnyordie omg! My roomie made me a pancake today. I don't know that he knew it was Natl Pancake Day though

@funnyordie pancakes ;always winning.

@funnyordie #NRAwful

@funnyordie Let's all celebrate being American by having breakfast for dinner tonight:) It's what Jesus would do.

@funnyordie lol

@funnyordie Two of the most important items to figure out, health care and guns laws and the U.S. is clueless on both! Go figure! :)

@funnyordie Not to be confused with Pancake Day on Sep.26. Stay tuned!

@funnyordie I was wondering why the bank was closed today.

@funnyordie the Lumberjack Pancake Association#LPA thanks for the support.

@funnyordie IHOP Sacramento has a free short stack event to benefit a kid's charity today.

@funnyordie I THANK GOD FOR THE GREAT DINER'S THAT STILL EXIST FOR MY PANCAKE FIXES. ED LOVES 'EM TOO. I THINK HE PUTS KETCHUP ON THEM.

@funnyordie Pancakes are nice, but when do you humans have National Bacon Day? Or National Snausage Day?

@funnyordie shroves Tuesday #pancakeday #mybirthday :D

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