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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 30 Jan 2013

    Just heard 1/2 the puppies in the puppy bowl tested positive for steroids. #darkday #fallenidols (via @paulscheer)

    9:03 PM - 30 Jan 2013
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      1. artbyksd‏ @artbyksd 30 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie That gives me paws.

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      1. Kathryn Boike‏ @kathrynrb 30 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie @paulscheer Any word on test results for the kittens in the Kitty Halftime Show?

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      1. Justin Matlage‏ @therealjmat 31 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie I heard they were caught chewing on deer antlers...

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      1. Aaron doherty‏ @rednation182 31 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie @paulscheer lol

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      1. Jennifer Byrd‏ @jbyrd7416 31 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie 3 are using deer antler extract and 2 are using Bengay

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      1.  🇮🇩SΛNG PEMIMPIॐ‏ @agussukertha_89 31 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie Follow @DennyJA_WORLD dengan inspirasi Tweet Denny JAmKisah InspiratifnBerita TIPs Indonesia tanpa diskriminasi #Ajak_teman

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      1. WhatsamattaU‏ @bancouver 30 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie @paulscheer - if those roidin' puppies were pit bulls, does that mean their sacks will be regular size now?

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      1. cash top‏ @cashtop1 30 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie @paulscheer wow lol

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      1. josh Aus10‏ @jjaus10 30 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie It had to be the deer antlers!

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      1. maureen barry‏ @opium_monroe69 30 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie @paulscheer but i love the puppy bowl! #sadface

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      1. Meghan‏ @MeghanMonaco 30 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie @paulscheer a sad day fur all sports fans

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      1. Jules‏ @jarob716 30 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie @paulscheer Son of a bitch!!! Are there no honest athletes left in this fucking world!! What has our world come to??

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      1. Ismaheel‏ @adewale201057 30 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie just amazed

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      1. ConstanceS‏ @CShayOne 30 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie @paulscheer #darkday #fallenidols damn cats they're such a bad influence, but great cheer leaders, meow!

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      1. James Fitzgerald‏ @Jay_Mzzz 30 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie Their dog treats were laced with PEDs

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      1. Jonathan rios‏ @jonatha97917617 30 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie steroids what the f**k:?

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      1. Salvage Our Nation‏ @UncSayntCharles 30 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie @paulscheer I demand re test.. Florida isnt going to be this one again.

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