Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Something horrible must've happened to you if you willingly choose a career in parking enforcement."

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1. Chyna Cream‏ @CreamChyna 31 Jan 2013
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  @funnyordie sooooooooo TRUE
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1. Andy Malhotra, PE‏ @andyisfunny2 29 Jan 2013
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  @funnyordie sure did ,,was not wearing my hard hat
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1. Steve K‏ @Steve_Key1 29 Jan 2013
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  @funnyordie Yea, no kidding! :)
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1. Cely‏ @xxcelybabii3xx 29 Jan 2013
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  @funnyordie a job is a job if it pays the bills why not ??
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1. Meghan Darthman‏ @meg_darth 29 Jan 2013
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  @funnyordie 20 parking tickets on the MU campus - yea I’d say! #CoMo
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1. Ben Wilkin‏ @sdwilkin 29 Jan 2013
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  @funnyordie @scottrhodges old manager maybe #jeremy
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1. Ser Stark‏ @JohnyKingslayer 29 Jan 2013
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  @funnyordie Parking enforcement people have a special place reserved in hell for them.
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1. Jordan J. Gush‏ @JordanGush 29 Jan 2013
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  @funnyordie #bottomfeeders
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1. Wendy Strehlow‏ @Strehlowwendy 29 Jan 2013
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  @funnyordie ain't that the truth!
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1. Matthew‏ @Matt_Bettes 29 Jan 2013
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  @funnyordie At least they work. Comedians and actors claim to have a job when 95% of them have never gotten paid to do it.
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1. Steve Melville‏ @SteveMalfoy 29 Jan 2013
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  @funnyordie Are you really trying to shit on all the fine employees of @LizardLickTowin? #methiswhatdidit
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1. davies‏ @bellanoche007 29 Jan 2013
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  @funnyordie so written by a middleclass white guy
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1. Johnatan Bravonny‏ @JohnnyBravoNZ 29 Jan 2013
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  @funnyordie men love parking it
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1. Errol Noble‏ @theLonelySteed 29 Jan 2013
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  @funnyordie that is very true...
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1. Illyana Esther‏ @SillyIllyBear 29 Jan 2013
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  @funnyordie Ever since I was attacked by a parking meter, I knew it was my job to stop them. I'm working undercover to BRING. THEM. DOWN.
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1. Jersey D'Evil‏ @NJDevilNYGuy 29 Jan 2013
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  @funnyordie Almost all the pay of a cop with 100x less danger? Yep, such a bad job. /s >:-D
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1. Skulls & Crowns‏ @SKULLSCROWNS 29 Jan 2013
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  @funnyordie HAHAHAHA #HALLMONITORS
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1. courts‏ @courtssalukoxx 29 Jan 2013
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  @funnyordie BAD ASS.$
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