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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 22 Jan 2013

    Roe v. Wade turns 40 today. You'd think the anti-abortion crowd would consider that too old to throw out.

    12:46 PM - 22 Jan 2013
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      1. Shirley Litton‏ @ShirleyLitton 23 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie No, they'd rather buy guns and shoot them when they're old enough to run.

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      1. Damon Lotti‏ @CasuallyCaustic 23 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie They only have a to young to throw out rule

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      1. Glen 'The Faux' Beck‏ @GlibbBecKKK 22 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie How long B4 GOPukes abort Roe v. Wade if they actually EVER get back in2 power instead of being Thee fillaBUSTer party of NOnow?

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      1. David Harris‏ @DharrisStateFan 22 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie nonsensical. Should be the reverse of that to make sense.

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      1. Barbera Gordon‏ @FlashGordonRule 22 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie I'd like to know how many pro-life people have adopted or foster children - or do you not care what happens after birth?

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      1. Carol W P‏ @Carol_W_P 22 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie So Roe vs Wade is getting ready to enter menapause? Well, that ends that debate ...

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      1. Amanda Priest‏ @manda_priest 22 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie im not sure why you found that funny. But then again, you must not think theres a problem with killing babies.

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      2. 'BookEm'Danno‏ @wdflowe 22 Jan 2013
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        @Joshwig76 @funnyordie Excellent on the 2nd Amendment comeback!

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      1. Luke Simpson‏ @lukedsimpson 22 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie not sure that's how court works

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      1. Blake Hammond‏ @BigRadMachine 22 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie there's no law against 442nd trimester termination.

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      1. Noelle Emerson‏ @NoelleVanNoy 22 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie I'd say 40 years of murder is even more reason to protest.

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      1. Akil‏ @Akil247 22 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie over 75% had abortions I mean are pro abortion.

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      1. Ashley‏ @Ashley_0887 22 Jan 2013
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        @funnyordie how fitting as I sit in front of #plannedparenthood with #antiabortion #crazies! I just want a checkup you crazy women!!

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