Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Lance Armstrong sends a powerful message to the kids of America: don't do drugs and cheat unless you want to be rich and go on Oprah."

Country	Code	For customers of
United States	40404	(any)
Canada	21212	(any)
United Kingdom	86444	Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Brazil	40404	Nextel, TIM
Haiti	40404	Digicel, Voila
Ireland	51210	Vodafone, O2
India	53000	Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
Indonesia	89887	AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
Italy	4880804	Wind
3424486444	Vodafone
» See SMS short codes for other countries

1. 1 more reply
1. CJ Fogler‏ @cjzero 14 Jan 2013
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @funnyordie Reminds me of the old Sam Kinison bit "Kids, don't do drugs or you'll have to do a commercial just like this one"
  
  1 like
  Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
  
  Undo
1. nashvillebound‏ @nashvillebound 16 Jan 2013
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @funnyordie That would sum it up, thanks Lance!
  Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
  
  Undo
1. Sylvie Hill (creative)‏ @sylviehill 16 Jan 2013
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @funnyordie: Well, #Oprah is 1 thing he had in common w/ his ex-wife - http://ottawaxpress.ca/2006/05/24/i-love-you-but-who-am-i/ …. Oprah advises Ms Armstrong that #marriagesucks
  Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
  
  Undo
1. Anne‏ @Prayformetoo 15 Jan 2013
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @funnyordie. I feel so bad for Lance's own kids. He has ruined their entire lives!
  Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
  
  Undo
1. drkim‏ @drkimca 15 Jan 2013
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @funnyordie "Winners USUALLY Don't Do Drugs!" ---New FBI Slogan
  Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
  
  Undo
1. petiot patrick‏ @petiotpatrick 15 Jan 2013
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @funnyordie ARMSTONG est et ne restera qu'un drogué et un menteur!!!!
  Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
  
  Undo
1. Niamh Mc Donnell‏ @jacintamcgeebag 15 Jan 2013
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @funnyordie does cough syrup and paracetemol count as drugs?? If so I'm almost there :)
  Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
  
  Undo
1. You don't know me...‏ @RastaMike62 15 Jan 2013
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @funnyordie I'm sure Lance has plans to return all that money he made while doing roids....
  Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
  
  Undo
1. Ludo Del Negro‏ @lllludo 15 Jan 2013
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @funnyordie exactly ! That's why #armstrong should pay back the $$. If you cheat, you must pay back
  Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
  
  Undo
1. Jeremy Palmer‏ @JeremyPalmer7 15 Jan 2013
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @funnyordie And hang with the seriously hotpic.twitter.com/FwGVJujp
  Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
  
  Undo
1. Julie Dietiker‏ @DietikerJulie 14 Jan 2013
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @funnyordie hahaha!!!!
  Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
  
  Undo
1. Rocko S.‏ @Cbadbrad1 14 Jan 2013
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @funnyordie Lance didn't have the balls to man up and be honest. #scumbag @lancearmstrong
  Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
  
  Undo
1. Anita Marie‏ @Lynne_Anita 14 Jan 2013
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @funnyordie the poor guy stood no chance! It's Oprah! Coffee served by Oprah is spiked with sodium thiopental. #lancearmstrong
  Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
  
  Undo
1. lilmicky66‏ @jclomi13 14 Jan 2013
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @funnyordie what kind of message is that
  Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
  
  Undo
1. Shoe‏ @Nick_Sim_84 14 Jan 2013
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @funnyordie I was wondering why LiveStrong stuff was only 25% off... Wouldn't free to people in need be better?
  Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
  
  Undo