@funnyordie this is HILARIOUS! Omg.
Always so stressful trying to decide where you want to blackout and lose your phone on New Year's Eve.
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@funnyordie FANNY PACK! Solves all those lost phone probs. 2 stolen phones 2 NYE in a row and I found a solution.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie Sadly, alcohol-related deaths will occur tomorrow. I pray it's not so. Please be careful those who choose to drink.#NewYearsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie I suggest a mattress store, although you run the risk of buying a bed, or sleeping with Phil the salesman. He goes both ways.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie Always so stressful trying to decide where you want to blackout and lose your phone on New Year's Eve.” LoLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie haha that's never predetermined sometimes it just happens!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie There's an app for that.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie Used to be, not no mo'Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie 2 TRU ilysm but let me tell u this I do not love fur#nofur#readmytweetsforrealstoriesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@funnyordie@NCTNewYork. We are improvisers and won't steal your phone. We'll just take photos of the insides of our mouths.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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