Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Have you ever realized you're way too high to be at the supermarket only to realize you're actually at Office Depot?"

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1. Sir Davis Kile‏ @KILEspelledBILE 4 Dec 2012
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  @funnyordie one time my brother wanted to got jack in the box.... right after returning from jack in the box. Too high if you ask me.
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1. Bella-Gazella‏ @BellaGazella1 4 Dec 2012
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  @funnyordie no
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1. Tim Babovac‏ @ChicagoTImmyB 4 Dec 2012
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  @funnyordie That's a "Whoa" moment. Not just because it happened but because you must have followed me to know this. I need a pizza/burrito
  
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1. Joshua Antonietti‏ @JoshikusIII 3 Dec 2012
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  @funnyordie well the paper aisle does look a lot like the beer side of the store from Total wine
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1. JuliusxRo‏ @JuliusMoten 3 Dec 2012
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  @funnyordie so the popcorn's actually staples?? That explains why there's blood in my mouth..
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1. Dani Juarez‏ @maryjua99507383 3 Dec 2012
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  @funnyordie no it would be cool to feel that way
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1. Octogonal‏ @Poetoxocologist 3 Dec 2012
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  @funnyordie I didn't even make it out of the parkway, driveway whatever dude
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1. Nicole Linton‏ @sasswithnicole 3 Dec 2012
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  @funnyordie The entire Puget Sound is about to become really familiar with that feeling. December 6th, I-502 is officially here.
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1. Colton Sellers‏ @coltonsellers51 3 Dec 2012
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  @funnyordie no, i was at target
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1. Swami Anaconda‏ @SwamiAnaconda 3 Dec 2012
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  @funnyordie Only after eating a bowl of paper clips, push pins & pencil erasers once I got back to the ashram...
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1. trevor john shock‏ @john_1_1_7_ 3 Dec 2012
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  hahaha, no not yet @funnyordie
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1. TeamKna-Lo‏ @KnaLoVenge 3 Dec 2012
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  @funnyordie On "Melange" by Kna-Lo Venge
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1. Kharly‏ @kharly 3 Dec 2012
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  @funnyordie So that's what's wrong with GOP They haven't realized the election is over
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