Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Seeing a homeless guy take a shit on the front door of a 7-11 puts your problems in perspective pretty quickly."

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1. Chris Field‏ @mrcfield 28 Nov 2012
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @funnyordie Unless you work at that 7-11
  
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1. Jason Avalos‏ @JasonAvalos 28 Nov 2012
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  @funnyordie I'm Not fuckin homeless!! It was an emergency guys,fuck.
  
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1. Shannon Cayze‏ @ShannonCayze 28 Nov 2012
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  @funnyordie But my iPhone's screen isn't big enough!!! Damn it to Hell!!!
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1. Logical comic‏ @silver15jets 28 Nov 2012
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  @funnyordie it was probably the nine day old hot dog from the 7-eleven that did it to him.
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1. Jackie Vincent‏ @JackieVincent27 28 Nov 2012
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  @funnyordie I saw a homeless (or just crazy) guy simultaneously taking a shit and masturbating on Market St in SF. It changed my life.
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1. JimmyTwoShoes‏ @JimmyTwoShoes 28 Nov 2012
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  @funnyordie seeing a professional woman do it during rush hour is even more disturbing!
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1. Tim Rerucha‏ @TimRerucha 28 Nov 2012
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  @funnyordie funny thing is it's probably cleaner than their bathrooms
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1. ivy elnarca‏ @ElnarIvy 28 Nov 2012
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  @funnyordie And makes me remember how good life is to me!
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1. Sebastián Beán‏ @sebbean 28 Nov 2012
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  @funnyordie think u forgot the link
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1. Scary Pumpkin Spice‏ @lazdoh 28 Nov 2012
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  @funnyordie I mean shit. I'd like to shit everywhere too.
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1. Scary Pumpkin Spice‏ @lazdoh 28 Nov 2012
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  @funnyordie I know right? I wish I could shut anywhere I wanted too!
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1. Larry Birdy‏ @Bildebergsdorf 28 Nov 2012
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  @funnyordie for all you know this could be a customer complaint. #dontjudge
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1. Mr.Lucifer‏ @Mack_xxx 28 Nov 2012
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  @funnyordie .. damn right
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1. ahmedbaja‏ @ahmedbaja 28 Nov 2012
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  RT @funnyordie: Seeing a homeless guy take a shit on the front door of a 7-11 puts your problems in perspective pretty quickly.
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1. Zodaccia Inc.‏ @ZodacciaInc 28 Nov 2012
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  @funnyordie Yes!
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1. Larry Birdy‏ @Bildebergsdorf 28 Nov 2012
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  @funnyordie video or it didn't happen
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1. Shane Loves America‏ @inshane1 28 Nov 2012
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  @funnyordie Your right.... I'm glad i don't work at 7-11!
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1. dopehead‏ @Fartz4Luv 28 Nov 2012
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  @funnyordie i accidentaly stepped in a bums shit once
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